一、黑夜不会亏待晚睡的人,它会赐你黑眼圈。二、如果你吃了亏,千万不要喝水,不然你会变污的。三、“人生最大的耻辱是什么?”“作弊了还不及格!” 四、韩国的后裔是用来撩妹的,中国的后羿是用来射太阳的。五、...
2007-10-18 #经典句子
王牌对王牌:华晨宇被水浇一身 谁注意沈腾说了句啥?真是个活宝
提起《王牌对王牌》这档综艺,相信很多的小伙伴肯定很熟悉吧?第五季依然是由关晓彤、沈腾、华晨宇、贾玲等人录制的,每一期的录制还是笑声不断。在最新一期的节目中,让小编印象深刻的一个片段,就是华晨宇被水浇了...
2023-07-29 #经典句子
1、五一结束,恭喜我短暂地做了几天废物。May Day is over, congratulations on my short time to do a few days of waste.2、五一结束了,讲真,其实我还可以再“劳动”几天。May Day is over, to tell the truth, in fact, I can still "labor" for a few days.3、我爱着...
2022-11-22 #经典句子
我发现了,再怎么贫穷,都限制不了我的体重!I discovered that no matter how poor I am,poverty could never limit my weight!嫌我脾气大,那你去找个漏气的试试?If you think I"m hot-tempered, why don"t you try to find one that leaks air?别一直拉着我聊天,聊...
2023-04-29 #经典句子
我要变丑,让这个世界没有美女。Iwould like to be ugly, let the world exist no beauty.若不是楼下突然开个奶茶店,这个月底我至少还剩两百多!If it were not for the sudden opening of a milk tea shop downstairs, I would still possess at least 200 by the end of this ...
2022-11-25 #经典句子
英女王也是个活宝!与G7领导人合影时的一句话 逗得大家哈哈大笑
英国女王也是个活宝,在和G7领导人合影时的一句话,逗得大家哈哈大笑。周五晚上,在康沃尔伊甸园举行的一场轻松的招待会上,英国试图用王室的魅力讨得西方强国领导人的欢心。95岁女王天生的机智似乎赢得了领导人们的...
2023-01-26 #经典句子
1、别惹我,惹急了我什么都做的出来,除了数学题。Don"t mess with me. I can do anything if you made me annoyed except math problems.2、放心,你摔倒了我肯定扶你,但你得等我先笑完。Don"t worry, I will help you when you fall down, but you have to wait for me t...
2022-11-25 #经典句子
1、你不要和我吵架,要不然别人以为你是在嫉妒比你长得美的人。Don"t quarrel with me, or others will think you are jealous of someone who is prettier than you.2、你现在想骂我,只是因为还不够了解我,等了解了,你一定想打我的。Now you want to sco...
2022-12-13 #经典句子
1、难过了就给我打电话,我会挂掉电话让你更难过。Call me if you"re sad, and I"ll hang up and make you feel worse.2、我是个隐形的富豪,至今还没有找到自己的钱。I am a hidden millionaire and have yet to find my own money.3、熬夜成瘾的人,建议你们...
2023-05-12 #经典句子
这辈子干过最疯狂的事,就是个交往对象一次面都没见着。The craziest thing I"ve ever done in my life is that a date never met.一次妈妈让我干活,我说你仗着是我妈就压榨我,我妈很体贴的和我角色互换了一下,我立马变得耀武扬威让我妈...
2023-06-30 #经典句子
1、年纪轻轻的我,就已经把事业和爱情取得了平衡,都没有。When I was young, I had already balanced my career and love. There was no such thing.2、减肥是人生第二大事,第一大事就是好吃好喝。Weight loss is the second most important thing in life, the first ...
2023-02-01 #经典句子
四部都市宠文:怼天怼地怼空气的男主贱萌贱萌的,真是太喜欢了!1《同居大神暗恋我》很喜欢七少的写书风格,清清冷冷的,有些时候又让人热血沸腾。一直很想知道七少是个怎么样的人。七少其实好攻啊!有些时候看七少...
2018-09-18 #经典句子
醒来发现账户上多了一个亿,当时我就知道,我还没有真正醒来。When I woke up, I found that there were 100 million more in my account. I knew at that time that I had not really woken up.羡慕你们事业都遇到瓶颈,我连瓶子都还没找到。I envy you that your car...
2022-11-26 #经典句子
1、天气冷了,食堂阿姨的手抖得更厉害了。It"s cold, and aunt"s hands in the canteen are shaking even more.2、我演过最完美的戏,就是上课装作听懂了的样子。The most perfect play I"ve ever played is to pretend to understand in class.3、我是坏蛋,现在要拐...
2022-12-06 #经典句子
1、好无聊,所以我又开始研究我男朋友了,不出意外的话,等下我又要生气了。It"s boring, so I started to study my boyfriend again. If there"s no accident, I"ll be angry again.2、刚刚有一个很漂亮的女生在我面前,我们对视了很久,谁都没打破这...
2022-12-17 #经典句子
谈恋爱吗?同归于尽的那种。In love? The kind that ends up together.后来你就会知道,有些人一旦错过的话,那你就要谢天谢地谢广坤!As you"ll see later, if someone misses out, thank god!我们要好好努力生活,天天开心呀!反正那些该死的烦恼...
2016-07-28 #经典句子