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1、难过了就给我打电话，我会挂掉电话让你更难过。
Call me if you"re sad, and I"ll hang up and make you feel worse.
2、我是个隐形的富豪，至今还没有找到自己的钱。
I am a hidden millionaire and have yet to find my own money.
3、熬夜成瘾的人，建议你们出本传记，名字就叫做《光头是怎样练成的》。
Stay up late the person of addiction, suggest you giving a biography, the name is called "how being baldheaded becomes".
4、开始得晚不可怕，怕的是你用走的，人家用飞的。
Starting late is not so terrible, what is worth being afraid is that when you begins to walk, others are flying.
5、我实在是太腼腆了，看到前面的帅哥掉了钱包，我悄悄捡起来都没好意思张口和他说。
I was so shy that When I saw the handsome guy in front of me had dropped his wallet, I picked it up quietly and didn"t dare to open my mouth and tell him.
6、现在都流行捞月亮，我就不给你摘星星了，主要是你也不配。
Now all the people are popular with fishing moon, I will not help you to get the stars, mainly is, you do not deserve it.
7、谈恋爱我只接受5公里内的异地恋，再远的话我的电瓶车回来就没电了。
I only accept long-distance relationship within 5 kilometers, and my battery will run out after I get back.
8、那些太久不和我联系的人，建议时不时地发个红包给我，好巩固下你在我心里的地位。
For those of you who haven"t been in touch with me for too long, I suggest you send a red envelope from time to time to reinforce your position in my heart.
9、船到桥头自然直，我没钱时自然瘦。
I"ll cross that bridge when I come to it. I"ll grow thin when I have no money.
10、如果你很沮丧，建议去加油站工作，那里每天会有很多人和你说加油，还会给你钱。
If you are depressed, suggest working at a gas station, where people will tell you to fill up your tank and give you money.
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