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1、别惹我，惹急了我什么都做的出来，除了数学题。
Don"t mess with me. I can do anything if you made me annoyed except math problems.
2、放心，你摔倒了我肯定扶你，但你得等我先笑完。
Don"t worry, I will help you when you fall down, but you have to wait for me to finish my laughing at you first.
3、一口气删完了QQ里所有帅哥美女，只留下几个最丑的，当作安慰。
I deleted all the handsome boys and beautiful girls in QQ in a breath,leaving only a few of the ugliest, just as a comfort.
4、大半夜不睡觉，就是为了熬煮这副肝。
I stayed up most of the night just in order to cook the liver in my body.
5、我是能左右你心情的人，不信你让我骂你一句试试。
I am the person who can control your mood, if do not believe then you can have a try:let me scold you.
6、满脑子的智慧撑大了我的脸，一肚子的营养撑大了我的腰。
It is Full of wisdom that swollen my face, and it is a belly of nutrition that supported my waist.
7、别人一旦夸我，我就会失落，因为总觉得，夸的还不够。
Once others praise me, I will be lost, because I will always feel those praises are not enough.
8、我承认我整过容，我的肚子就是后天隆起来的。
I admit I"ve had some beautifying work done. My tummy grew out not from birth,for example.
9、我这人很老实，从不说谎，这句除外。
I"m an quite honest man and never tell a lie, except this one.
10.你走了真好，至少就不用我开口赶你走了。
It"s good that you have gone. At least I won"t have to ask you to leave.
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