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我发现了，再怎么贫穷，都限制不了我的体重！
I discovered that no matter how poor I am,poverty could never limit my weight!
嫌我脾气大，那你去找个漏气的试试？
If you think I"m hot-tempered, why don"t you try to find one that leaks air?
别一直拉着我聊天，聊出感情了我可不对你负责！
Don"t always pull me to chat, if you have good feelings on me through chatting,I can not be responsible for you!
你偷我的表情包就算了，为什么不把我也偷走？
If you steal my memes, why don"t you steal myself?
心理暗示对减肥很重要，所以这顿饭吃了我也要当作没吃！
Psychological cues are important for weight loss, so If I ate this meal, I should treat it as if I didn"t eat it!
小时候想当英雄，现在只想做手机的奴隶！
When I was a child, I wanted to be a hero, but now I just want to be a slave of the mobile phone!
之前发誓要早睡，从此发誓的日子越来越多了！
Once I vowed to go to bed early, since that there are more and more days for me to vow!
只要我成了废物，就没人能利用我了！
As long as I"m useless, no one can use me!
别沮丧了，虽然你不能说到做到，但至少你能说胖就胖！
Don"t be upset, you can"t do what you say you will, but at least you can be fat as long as you say you are!
大家还是远离我吧，我怕你们被我可爱到晕倒！
Everyone had better stay away from me, I am afraid you are going to faint by my cuteness!
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