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1、天气冷了，食堂阿姨的手抖得更厉害了。
It"s cold, and aunt"s hands in the canteen are shaking even more.
2、我演过最完美的戏，就是上课装作听懂了的样子。
The most perfect play I"ve ever played is to pretend to understand in class.
3、我是坏蛋，现在要拐走你的所有不开心。
I"m a villain. Now I"m going to abduct all your unhappiness.
4、生活小妙招：冬天天气干燥，薯片没吃完一定要及时密封，否则很快就会被吃完。
Tips for life: it"s dry in winter. If you don"t finish your chips, you must seal them in time, or you will finish them soon.
5、你这衣服真好，让我摸一摸这料子是不是做我男朋友的料。
Your dress is very nice. Let me feel if this material is my boyfriend"s material.
6、明明能靠脸吃饭，我偏偏要用筷子。
I can eat by my face, but I have to use chopsticks.
7、过年回家的用途：给更年期的亲戚们过嘴瘾。
The purpose of returning home for the Chinese New Year: to give the relatives of menopause a mouth addiction.
8、天气转凉了，大家各回各家，我回王一博家。
It"s getting colder. Everyone goes home. I"ll go back to Wang Yibo"s.
9、本准备今年瘦成一道闪电，亮瞎你们的眼，不想竟胖成了坚果墙，挡住了你们的视线。
I was going to lose weight and become a lightning bolt this year, and then blinded you. Unexpectedly, I became a nut wall, blocking your sight.
10、我遇到一个男孩子，他告诉我会爱我一辈子，可我没想到他的一辈子就三天。
I met a boy who told me that he would love me all his life, but I didn"t expect that his life would be three days.
11、给你一张我的附属金卡，卡里有20，天冷了，去挑你喜欢的烤红薯，不能挑大的，花光了我不高兴。
I"ll give you a gold card attached to me. It"s 20 years old. It"s cold. Go to pick the sweet potato you like. You can"t pick the big one. I"m not happy to spend it all.
12、勇敢是什么，是我明知道这一顿吃下去会胖，我还是迎头而上。
What is bravery? I know I will get fat after this meal, but I still go head on.
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