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1、好无聊，所以我又开始研究我男朋友了，不出意外的话，等下我又要生气了。
It"s boring, so I started to study my boyfriend again. If there"s no accident, I"ll be angry again.
2、刚刚有一个很漂亮的女生在我面前，我们对视了很久，谁都没打破这份宁静，直到手累了，我才慢慢放下镜子。
Just now there was a beautiful girl in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, but no one broke the silence. Until my hands were tired, I slowly put down the mirror.
3、小时候乡愁是一枚小小的邮票，长大后，乡愁是一份核酸检测报告。
When I was a child, nostalgia was a small stamp. When I grow up, nostalgia is a nucleic acid test report.
4、本人因为年底缺钱，可代写小学的寒假作业，思想品德除外，因为我没有素质。
Because I am short of money at the end of the year, I can do my homework for the winter vacation of primary school, except for my ideology and morality, because I have no quality.
5、好家伙，我吃瓜的速度都赶不上你们当爹的速度。
Boy, I can"t eat melons as fast as you are fathers.
6、喜欢我的扣1，不喜欢我就扣工资，扣生活费，扣奖金，过年没有压岁钱。
Like my deduction 1, do not like me to deduct wages, deduction of living expenses, deduction bonus, new year"s no lucky money.
7、跟我混吧，有我一碗饭吃，就有你一个碗刷。
Hang out with me, I have a bowl of rice to eat, you have a bowl brush.
8、报备一下，我恋爱了，和一个认识很久的男孩，他特别体贴，特别温柔，至于为什么突然有了男朋友，因为这一切都是我复制的。
For the record, I fell in love with a boy I had known for a long time. He was very considerate and gentle. As for why I suddenly had a boyfriend, I copied all this.
9、我爸说辣条是皮鞋做的，所以我把辣条给我爸当了皮鞋穿。
My father said that spicy strips are made of leather shoes, so I gave them to my father as shoes.
10、小明和哈哈是好朋友，哈哈死了，小明伤心地说：哈哈你死了。
Xiao Ming and ha ha are good friends. Ha ha is dead. Xiao Ming said sadly: ha ha, you are dead.
11、如果我是树，那一定要栽在你手里，因为你好土。
If I am a tree, I must plant it in your hands, because you are so earthy.
12、我是一个很自律的人，既然说了要减肥就要天天说。
I am a very self-discipline person, since said must lose weight must say every day.
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