1、反正我不会跑，你不必每次都如此迷人。
I can"t run anyway. You don"t have to be so charming every time.
2、网恋吗？你们喜欢的样子告诉我，我都可以百度。
Online love?Baidu,tell me what you like,Ican do it.
3、想我你就来找我，让我打喷嚏算什么本事.
You come to me if you miss me. What"s the point of making me sneeze.
4、春眠不觉晓，有些小烦恼。
Spring sleep is not known, some small troubles.
5、什么时候少女做累了，来做我太太吧。
Come and be my wife when the young girl is tired.
6、我懒得想你了 ，要不你就直接搬进我心里吧。
I don"t want to miss you, or you can just move into my heart.
7、也不知道最后是哪个倒霉蛋会跟我永远在一起？
I don"t know which unlucky person will be with me forever in the end.
8、我被黑夜冲昏了头，差一点就要说想你了。
I was so carried away by the night that I almost said I missed you.
9、您好，你有新的美团恋爱订单，请及时收取我。
Hello, you have a new US group love order, please charge me in time.
10、摸摸小猪头，万事不用愁。
Touch the little pig"s head. Don"t worry about anything.
11、友谊是什么，就是你智障多年我却不离不弃。
What is friendship? You"e the one who"s been retarded for years, and I"m not leaving.
12、朋友圈仅供参考，实物以本人为主。
The circle of friends is for reference only, and the real thing is mainly me.
13、做女孩子要像小饼干一样，干干脆脆，可盐可甜。
The girl should be as crisp as a biscuie, bue the salt is sweet.
14、每个男孩子都应该有个女朋友，如果你没有，那我就是你的女朋友。
Every boy should have a girlfriend.If you don"t, I"m your girlfriend.
15、我虽然没有梦想，但我和咸鱼最大的区别就是：闲鱼超咸我超甜。
Although I don"t have a dream, the biggest difference between me and salted fish is that salty fish is super salty and I am super sweet.
「伤感系爱情语录」即使爱而不得，你也是我的满目山河！
高冷而又犀利的句子，堪称经典，适合高冷范的你！
看了会心痛的伤感句子，那个曾经逗我笑的人，终究还是让我哭了！
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