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1、你并不是一无所有，你还有脸回家。

You still have something, you still have the face to go home.

2、我的被子生病了，我要请一天假照顾它。

My quilt is ill. I"ll take a day off to take care of it.

3、手机请你检讨一下，为什么总是拉着我熬夜。

Mobile phone please check, why always pull me up late.

4、如果你不开心，就去旅游吧，这样就能换个地方不开心了。

If you"re not happy, go on a tour so that you can change places to be unhappy.

5、你有五毛钱，我有五毛钱，我们凑到一起就一块了。

You have fifty cents. I have fifty cents. We"ll make it together.

6、不当家不知道柴米贵，不拍照不知道自己肥。

I don"t know the price of firewood and rice if I"m not in charge, and I don"t know if I"m fat if I don"t take photos.

7、岁月磨平了我的棱角，通俗一点就是我被生活盘了。

Years have smoothed out my edges and corners. To be popular, I was teased by life.

8、别人自拍能当头像，而我自拍只能当表情包。

Other people"s selfie can be a head portrait, while I can only be an expression pack.

9、我真不懂，为什么我那么穷，还能那么胖？

I don"t know why I"m so poor and so fat?

10、我原本快乐的生活，都是没钱害了我。

I had a happy life. But no money hurt me.

11、一物降一物，钱能降万物。

One thing for one thing, money for all things.

12、只要钱能解决的问题，我都解决不了。

As long as money can solve the problem, I can"t solve it.

13、生活唉声叹气，正好我傻里傻气。

Life sighs and I"m just stupid.

14、给桃花打个电话，问她啥时候能来。

Call peach blossom and ask when she can come.

15、每次我说减肥，只不过是想要吓吓我的肉肉们。

Every time I say "lose weight", I just want to scare my meat people.

16、我减肥的方法：许愿！

My way to lose weight: wish!

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