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1、天冷了，晚上被冻醒，不要忘记把室友的被子也掀开。
It"s cold and wake up at night. Don"t forget to lift your roommate"s quilt.
2、无聊的时候可以转给我100块钱，然后你想尽各种办法让我还钱。
When you are bored, you can give me 100 yuan, and then you try every means to make me pay back the money.
3、我也想想电视剧中那样，一了百了，但是我不敢。
I also want to like the TV series, a hundred, but I dare not.
4、保持肤白貌美的秘诀其实很简单，P个图。
The secret of keeping your skin white and beautiful is actually very simple, P pictures.
5、要不是因为你突然来找我，我月底至少还剩九块六毛五。
If you hadn"t come to me all of a sudden, I would have at least 9.65 yuan left at the end of the month.
6、同样的年纪，我室友的烦恼是和女朋友吵架，我的烦恼是没有女朋友。
At the same age, my roommate"s trouble is quarreling with his girlfriend. My worry is that I don"t have a girlfriend.
7、现在的社会能让我心动的女孩不多了，你是遇到了第9999个。
Now the society can let me heart not many girls, you are met the 9999.
8、老师，请您不要费心了，我跟谁都能聊得来。
Teacher, please don"t worry. I can talk to anyone.
9、喜欢一个人是藏不住的，就好像躲在衣柜里，总被他老公发现。
Like a person is not hidden, like hiding in the closet, always found by his husband.
10、别总问我过得怎么样，给我打比钱吧，我快支撑不下去了。
Don"t always ask me how I"m doing, just call me money. I can"t support it any more.
11、我的超能力跟别人的不一样，就是所有的事情都超出了我的能力。
My super ability is different from others, that is, everything is beyond my ability.
12、我觉得周杰伦把爱情比作龙卷风，真的是太对了，就好像我到现在还有遇到龙卷风。
I think Jay Chou compared love to a tornado. It"s really right. It"s like I still have a tornado.
13、我是一个成熟的人，我赌气从不像小孩子一样不吃饭，我只会吃得更多。
I"m a mature person. I never eat like a child. I only eat more.
14、我这辈子没为别人拼过命，但为别人砍过拼多多。
I haven"t fought for others in my life, but I"ve done a lot for others.
15、如果有一天你想哭，你就打电话告诉我，我会安慰你，你也有今天。
If one day you want to cry, just call me and I will comfort you and you have today.
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