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“高，实在是高！”
朋友一边鼓掌，一边对我的发际线说！
"High, really high!"
My friend clapped and said to my hairline!
我是一个高冷的人，我那从骨子里面散发的高冷气息，让我得了风湿性关节炎！
I am a high cold person, I that sends out the high cold breath from the bone, let me get rheumatoid arthritis!
我喜欢你，这话我撂这了，你自己想办法爱上我！
I like you. I"ll leave this. You can find a way to fall in love with me!
别说我空间没营养，你家空间排骨炖汤吗！
Don"t say that my space is not nutritious, your space spareribs stew!
只要我把积极吃得够圆，就没人能把我看扁！
As long as I eat actively enough, no one can look down on me!
三观正的请和我做朋友，五官正的请做我男朋友！
Please be friends with me if you are sanguanzheng. Please be my boyfriend if you have a good facial features!
有人问你对象是谁，你就说是我，这锅我替你背！
When someone asks you who you are, you say it"s me. I"ll carry the pot for you!
如果你觉得我哪里不对请一定要告诉我，反正我也不会改，你别憋出病来！
If you think I"m wrong, please tell me. I won"t change it anyway. Don"t hold back your illness!
连皮肤都不送我，你送谁？送小宝吗？
You don"t even give me skin. Who do you give me? Do you want Xiaobao?
到底要买什么型号的手机才能收到男孩子发的消息吗？
What kind of mobile phone do you want to buy to receive messages from boys?
交话费的时候，才知道自己的话那么值钱！
When I pay the phone bill, I know that my words are so valuable!
每当我想认真看书的时候，这个世界就变得非常有趣，任何风吹草动都可以吸引到我！
Whenever I want to read seriously, the world becomes very interesting, any wind and grass can attract me!
大家好，我是一只绵羊，今天我剪毛了，我失棉了！
Hello, everyone. I am a sheep. I have sheared my hair today. I lost my cotton!
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