一、幸亏现在走廊里的都是声控灯，万一哪天整个颜控的我可能要在漆黑的过道里从头走到尾。
Fortunately, there are all voice-activated lights in the corridor now. In case one day, I may have to walk from beginning to end in the dark corridor
二、有人月入几万人民币，而我月入几万卡路里。
Some people earn tens of thousands of RMB a month while I earn tens of thousands of calories a month
三、招蜂引蝶的技能没有，招蚊子我倒是一流。
I"m first-class in attracting bees and butterflies without attracting mosquitoes
四、今天摸了我对象的胡子，有点扎手，或许这就是扎男吧。
Today, I touched my object"s beard, and it was a bit pricked. Maybe this is pricked man.
五、奶茶不能分给别人喝因为肥水不流外人田。
Milk tea can"t be given to others because it doesn"t flow into other people"s fields.
六、皮革厂会倒，小姨子会跑，我对你的爱会到老。
The tannery will fall and the sister-in-law will run. My love for you will grow old
七、我不曾为夏日写诗，因为夏日赋诗予我。
I never wrote poems for summer, because summer wrote poems to me.
八、不开心我就去打排位，你们也别想开心。
If I"m not happy, I"ll go to qualifying, and you won"t be happy either
九、成熟是给陌生人看的，幼稚是给你看的。
Mature is for strangers, childish is for you.
十、我妈给我泡了杯咖啡，我表示了赞美，他说就知道你喜欢娘炮的东西。
My mother made me a cup of coffee, and I praised it. He said that he knew you liked what your mother made.
十一、只要我把脸吃得够圆，就没有人能把我看扁。
As long as I eat my face round enough, no one can look down on me
十二、再次声明一下，我的脑子秒懂是我脑子的事，不是我本人的问题，我尊重我脑子的想法与选择，我依旧是那个纯洁的女孩子。
Once again, it"s my brain"s problem, not my own. I respect my brain"s thoughts and choices, and I"m still the pure girl.
十三、一个人吃饭总觉得孤单，但一个人吃零食就不会。
A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.
十四、想做你的二锅头，又乖又二又上头。
Want to be your Erguotou, be good, second and top
十五、学习学到忘记看手机，这种感觉超爽拿起手机，发现时间才过了两分钟！
Learning to forget to watch your mobile phone is a great feeling. Pick up your mobile phone and find that it has only passed two minutes!
十六、我有三句话想跟你说，包括下面这一句，谢谢我讲完了。
I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.
十七、我躺在床上，听到小偷进我房间，我闭上眼睛，此时我也很期待他能从我家翻出点钱来。
I lay in bed and heard the thief enter my room. I closed my eyes. At this time, I was looking forward to him digging out some money from my house.
十八、冷知识，只要你买到机票，即使不发朋友圈，你也能乘坐飞机，顺利到达目的地。
Cold knowledge as long as you buy a ticket, you can fly to your destination smoothly even if you don"t send friends
十九、面对着课上老师的辛苦讲解，我不禁陷入了沉思，很快就进入了梦乡。
Facing the teacher"s hard explanation in class, I couldn"t help but get lost in thought and soon fell asleep.
二十、挣钱是一种能力，花钱是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。
Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.
二十一、我就喜欢看这些可可爱爱的句子，一直翻那些丧句子感觉自己都被传染了。
I just like to read these lovely sentences. I keep turning over those sad sentences and feel infected
二十二、今天风挺大的本来想回家的结果给我吹到奶茶店来了。
It was very windy today. I wanted to go home, but I came to the tea shop.
二十三、我爱你，如果非要加个期限的话 ，我希望是两分钟，如果没有回复，我就撤回。
I love you. If I have to add a deadline, I hope it will be two minutes. If there is no reply, I will withdraw it.
二十四、我叫囡囡，因为今天出去了，所以我叫口口。
My name is Nannan because I went out today, so my name is Koukou
二十五、你真的很好，是最令我心动的人，傻乎乎的样子真的很可爱，逼着自己写下了这首藏头诗。
You"re really nice, and you"re the one who strikes my heart the most. You"re really cute and forced yourself to write this Tibetan poem
二十六、今天洗头了，超过全国百分之99的女生了。
I washed my hair today, exceeding 99% of the girls in the country
