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只有努力过了才知道,智商上的差距是不可逾越的。
Only after hard work can we know that the gap in IQ is insurmountable.
我很低调,以至于全世界都知道我不重要。
I"m so low-key that people all over the world know that I"m not important.
复习就是把不会的东西再确认一遍,还是不会。
Review is to reconfirm the knowledge we don"t know. I"ve confirmed that I still can"t do it.
别沮丧,生活就像心电图,一帆风顺你就挂了。
Don"t be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You"ll die if everything goes well.
马上要开学了,我没有如期瘦成一道闪电,却意外黑成一朵乌云。
It"s about to start school. I"m not expectedly as thin as a flash of lightning , but I"m unexpectedly as black as a cloud.
我问镜子,谁是世界上最美的人?镜子没搭话。我又问了一遍,是不是我?镜子碎了...
I asked the mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world, he said nothing.So I repeated, is it me? Then the mirror splintered .
安慰别人的时候一套一套的,安慰自己的时候只想找根绳子一套。
There are many ways to comfort others. I justwant to die when I comfort myself.
作为一个别人眼中乐观的人,大概就是你上吊快死了,别人还以为你在荡秋千。
As an optimistic person in other people"s eyes, it"s probably that you"re going to die when you hang, they think you"re swinging.
旅行就是从自己活腻的地方到别人活腻的地方去!
Travel is from one place where someone tired of to another place where others tired of.
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