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外面下雨了 我抬头和老天爷说我想谈个恋爱 老天爷瞬间无雨了
It"s raining outside, I look up and God says I want to fall in love God there"s no rain in an instant
没文化真可怕 我想喝西北风，都分不清哪里是西北， 好烦。
No culture is really terrible I want to drink northwest wind, can not tell where is northwest, so annoying.
小时候看山村老尸成了我的童年阴影，于是乎我刚刚壮着胆子又看了一次，现在好了 变成我成年阴影了。
When I was a child, watching the old corpses of the mountain village became the shadow of my childhood, so I just boldly looked at it again, and now it"s a shadow of my adult life.
我瞧不上的人和事太多，虽然我自己狗屁不是，但这两者并不冲突。
I don"t look down on people and things too much, although I"m not my own shit, but the two don"t conflict.
怎么有的人找对象要求能列几十条，我择偶标准就三个字：求你了。
How some people find object requirements can list dozens of, I choose a mate standard on three words: please.
给你发的每一个字都是我竖着中指一个一个敲出来的！
Every word I send you is knocked out one by one with my middle finger up!
喜欢我就眨一下眼睛，不喜欢我就把左脚放到右边的肩膀上。
I blink when I like it, and if I don"t like it, I put my left foot on my right shoulder.
听说女孩子用叠词很可爱 ，我我我我觉觉得得我我已已经完完全全全掌掌握了！
I heard that girls with overlapping words are very cute, I I feel that I have been completely fully mastered!
一定要记住那些晚上陪你聊天的人！就是因为他们！你才长痘痘！
Be sure to remember those who chat with you at night! It"s because of them! You"ve only had acne!
下个月打算去欧洲和东南亚玩两个月 ，想请教一下去过的朋友 ，你们的钱都是哪来的？
Next month I"m going to Europe and Southeast Asia for two months, and I"d like to ask my friends where your money came from.
推几个我平时都在用的皮肤保养平价产品：faceu 无他 美颜相机 天天p图 黄油相机 美易 轻颜 B612……
Push a few of the skin maintenance cheap products I usually use: faceu no other beauty camera every day p map butter
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