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一，掉头发是因为太久没对象 你的头认为你出家 头发自动脱落。
Hair loss is because you haven"t met your head for too long, and your hair will fall off automatically when you become a monk.
二，下雨没带伞我抬头讲了我的情感经历 老天爷直接无雨。
It rained without an umbrella. I looked up and talked about my emotional experience. God has no rain directly
三，家里也没什么值钱的了 唯一能拿出手的也就是我了 大方的送给你不用还。
There"s nothing valuable at home. The only one who can take it out is me. I"ll give it to you generously without paying it back
四，我什么都能面对就是不能面对打开原相机的一瞬间。
I can face everything but the moment I turn on the original camera
五，请问看完喜羊羊可以看熊出没吗？看了有没有副作用？敏感肌能看吗？
Excuse me, can you watch bears haunt after watching Pleasant Goat? See if there are any side effects? Can sensitive muscles see?
六，请问我如果化完妆了还和素颜长的一样，那我坐在镜子面前一个小时我难道是在许愿吗。
Excuse me, if I look like Su Yan after wearing makeup, am I making a wish when I sit in front of the mirror for an hour?
七，上帝是公平的给了我落魄的家境，同样也给了我落魄的容颜，来表持平衡。
God gave me a lonely family fairly, and also gave me a lonely face to show my balance
八，网恋奔现可以带我去吗？我只吃饭可以吗？毕竟你们第一次见面也不好意思，全吃完吧，太浪费了。
Can you take me to online dating? Can I just eat? After all, you are embarrassed to meet for the first time. Eat it all. It"s a waste.
九，上课笔记姐，下课厕所姐，校外剪辑姐，家里孤独姐，考试不会姐自习疯狂姐，食塘干饭姐，姐的悲伤你不懂。
Class note sister, class toilet sister, off-campus editing sister, lonely sister at home, crazy sister who can"t study by herself in the exam, sister who eats rice in the pond, you don"t understand my sadness
十，上课瞌睡王 食堂干饭王 菜鸟驿站快递王 每天一杯奶茶王。
Sleeping in class king canteen, dry rice king, rookie station, express king, a cup of milk tea king every day,
十一，你别问我在哪你直接说在哪个食堂。
Don"t ask me where it is. Just tell me which canteen it is
十二，每天下课第一句，就是干饭了干饭了。
The first sentence after class every day is to have a dry meal
十三，美女的第一快乐是干饭 其余都是锦上添花。
The first happiness of a beautiful woman is dry rice, and the rest are icing on the cake
十四，大漠孤烟直 干饭不能迟 长河入海流 饭堂我最牛。
I can"t go straight to the dining hall when I am alone in the desert.
十五，我想我真的是很喜欢你.我想我真的很依赖你。
I think I really like you. I think I really depend on you.
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