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1、我是个素食主义者，我只吃食草动物。
I"m a vegetarian. I only eat herbivores.
2、我相信你是个守口如瓶的人，但我怕你的朋友是个开瓶器。
I"m sure you"re a tight-lipped person, but I"m afraid your friend is a bottle opener.
3、说带我周游世界，却在最后偷了我的鞋。
Said he"d take me around the world, but he stole my shoes at the end.
4、岁月是一首歌，唱跑调了。生活是一道菜，忘放盐了。人生是一场戏，刚出场就领盒饭了。
Time is a song, singing out of tune. Life is a dish, forget the salt. Life is a play, just came on the stage to get a box lunch.
5、有的人帅得很明显，有的人帅得很内敛。
Some people are very handsome, and some people are very introverted.
6、听说休息不规律，对身体危害很大。吓得我天天熬夜，熬得很有规律。
It is said that irregular rest is very harmful to the body. Scared me to stay up late every day, very regular.
7、幸亏长得丑，不用经历爱恨情仇。
Fortunately, ugly, do not have to experience love and hate.
8、心情不好的时候，我就把镜子拿出来照一下。专家说人多看看美好的事物，心情就会变好的。
When I"m in a bad mood, I take out the mirror and look at it. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.
9、穷人这个词太伤自尊心了，以后请叫我价格敏感性消费者。
The word poor is too hurtful. Please call me price-sensitive consumer in the future.
10、睡不着数羊的时候，突然有一只羊跳出来说，请你用心一点，你已经数过我了。
When I couldn"t sleep to count the sheep, suddenly a sheep jumped out and said, please pay attention, you have counted me.
11、换季的时候猫和狗都要换毛，那我换衣服有错吗？
When the season changes, cats and dogs have to change their hair, so is it wrong for me to change clothes?
12、女孩子千万不要夜跑，太危险了，要是遇到烧烤摊就完了。
Girls must not run at night, too dangerous, if you encounter a barbecue stand on the end.
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