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1.做人不要太攀比，要比就比谁早起。
Dont keep up with the Joneses too much, just get up earlier
2.我在熬夜，熟了叫你。
Ill call you when I stay up late
3.如果体重也能满100减20就好了。
If only you could lose 20 out of 100
4.我保持年轻的秘诀：谎报年龄
My secret to keep young: lying about my age
5.我太可爱了，连蚊子都要亲我一口。
Im so cute that even mosquitoes have to kiss me
6.我来考考你的数学，请问你的电话号码是多少？
Ill test your math. Whats your phone number, please
7.大家好我是只绵羊，今天我剪毛了，我失绵了。
Hello everyone, Im a sheep. Today Im shearing and Im lost
8.好看的锁骨千篇一律，有趣的肚子弹来弹去。
The nice clavicle is the same, the funny belly is bouncing around
9.学会心甘情愿，以免被迫相亲。
Be willing to win ones heart so as not to have a blind date
10.用着6位数的密码，保护着2位数的余额。
Use a 6-digit password to protect a 2-digit balance.
11.别人早恋我早睡，我是养生小宝贝。
Others fall in love with me and go to bed early. Im a health baby
12.我是人间四月天，你是东北地三鲜。
I am April day in the world, and you are the three delicacies in Northeast China
13.见你第一眼就知道，你是只难养的猪。
I know at the first sight that you are a difficult pig
14.怎么把脑子里的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，挺急的。
How to transfer the money in your mind to the bank card online? Its very urgent
15.你慢慢考虑，错过了我的村还有我的连锁店。
You slowly think about missing my village and my chain store
16.愿得一人心，免得老相亲。
Id like to have a heart, so as not to have a blind date
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