适合双十二发朋友圈的可爱句子 个性幽默 人见人爱

1.双十二不要投资马云了，你把钱存在我这，我争取让你靠脸上市。

Double 12 do not invest in Ma Yun, you put the money here, I strive to let you rely on the face of the market.

2.这个双十二想买个男朋友为我买单。

This double twelve wants to buy a boyfriend to pay for me.

3.双十一没抢到的，双十二继续买买买啊。

What you didn"t get on the double 11, keep buying on the double 12.

4.我现在很焦虑，双十一刷的信用卡到现在还没还完，双十二有帮忙清购物车的吗？

I"m very anxious now. The credit card for double eleven has not been paid yet. Do you have any help to clear the shopping cart?

5.这个双十二，我经历了什么，既伤心又快乐。

This double 12, I experienced what, both sad and happy.

6.钱没了，可以赚，宝贝下架了就没了。

If you don"t have money, you can earn it. If you take the baby off the shelf, it will be gone.

7.双十一，十二清空我的不是购物车而是支付宝。

Double eleven, twelve empty my car instead of Alipay.

8.双十二不应该好事成双吗？可为什么现在的我单身又没钱。

9.双十二你们该剁手剁手，我得留着手搬砖呢。

Double twelve, you should chop your hands. I have to keep my hands to move bricks.

10.单身20年的手速今天终于派上用场了。

The speed of being single for 20 years finally comes in handy today.

11.我不得不承认我就是个败家子，上亿的资产3分钟就没了。

I have to admit that I"m a black sheep, and I"ll lose hundreds of millions of assets in three minutes.

12.双十二也想跟风买买买，想了好久自己缺什么，后来发现缺钱。

Shuang 12 also wanted to follow suit. After thinking for a long time about what he lacked, he found that he was short of money.

13.闺蜜问我一直单身，到底喜欢哪款，我说帮我付尾款。

My best friend asked me to be single all the time, which one I like in the end, and I said to help me pay the balance.

14.双十二最应该打折的是手。

The best discount for double 12 is hand.

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