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想来想去，还是努力工作赚钱最靠谱。不然心情不好时，只能买两瓶啤酒一袋鸡爪坐在路边嗷嗷的哭，努力赚钱的话，就能躺在山中的温泉里，敷上面膜止住眼泪。
Think about it, or work hard to make money is the most reliable. Otherwise, when you are in a bad mood, you can only buy two bottles of beer, a bag of chicken feet and cry on the roadside. If you try hard to earn money, you can lie in the hot springs in the mountains and apply the mask to stop the tears.
不是我小气，而是现在用的都是爸妈的血汗钱，我有什么资格大方。
It"s not that I"m stingy, but now I use my parents" hard-earned money. What qualifications do I have to be generous.
小饺：能帮我个忙不
大包：啥
小饺：帮我颈部按摩
大包：除此之外，尽管说
Xiaojiao: can you do me a favor
Big bag: what
Xiaojiao: massage my neck
Dabao: besides, just say it
我觉得我上辈子可能是指南针，因为我太难了。
I think my last life may be a compass, because I was too difficult.
手机你这么快就没电了，告诉我你对谁放电了。
Cell phone you so soon out of power, tell me who you discharge.
所谓成长，就是逼着你一个人，踉踉跄跄的受伤，跌跌撞撞的坚强！
The so-called growth, is forcing you a person, stumbling injury, stumbling strong!
当两个人遇见，接下来的不是故事就是事故。
When two people meet, the next thing is either the story or the accident.
老了有什么，火锅还是在翻滚，可乐还是有气泡，你还在我身边。
Old what, hot pot or rolling, coke or bubble, you are still by my side.
世上有两种最耀眼的光芒，一种是太阳，一种是你努力干饭的模样。
There are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard.
这次期末考，我会用实力告诉你们，我们这个年级一共有多少人。
In this final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our grade.
社会啊，真的是能改变人。以前在学校的时候我是个很优秀的人，现在我是个好人。这都是姑娘们告诉我的。
Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person in school, but now I"m a good person. That"s what the girls told me.
不睡觉的小朋友会被月亮拉去罚站
Children who don"t sleep will be pulled to the penalty station by the moon
不怕考不上，就怕不敢考。
I"m not afraid that I won"t pass the exam.
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