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赚钱的速度跟乌龟爬一样慢，花钱的速度跟兔子奔一样快。
The speed of making money is as slow as the tortoise climbing, and the speed of spending money is as fast as the rabbit running.
老妈看着亲戚家的漂亮女儿对我说：“人家的脸像做过的，你的脸像坐过的！”
My mother looked at the beautiful daughter of a relative"s family and said to me, "people"s faces look like they"ve been made, and your faces look like they"ve been sat down!"
你住的城市下雨了，不知道你有没有带伞，没带的话希望下得再大一点。
It"s raining in your city. I don"t know if you have an umbrella with you. If you don"t, I hope it will rain a little bit more.
很多穷人都会讨论钱和爱哪个更重要，其实，两样都不关你的事好吗？
Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. In fact, neither is your business, OK?
“长得丑但身材好是一种什么体验？”“背看倾国倾城，正看忧国忧民。”
"What"s the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "When you look back at the country and the city, you are looking at the country and the people."
同学帮我补习了三个月，终于，他的成绩也降下来了。
My classmate helped me to cram for three months. Finally, his grades also dropped.
长得好看点的人人生可能是传记，可能是小说，可能是散文。而你，只能是个段子。
A better looking person"s life may be biography, novel or prose. And you, it"s just a joke.
这个世界上没有谁离不开谁，就算是一条鱼，离开了水，也能烤着吃。
No one in the world can"t live without anyone. Even a fish can be roasted and eaten without water.
是人才总会发光的，但当大家都是人才的时候，我又迷茫了。
Talents always shine, but when we are all talents, I am confused.
你永远不会看到我最孤独的时光，因为只有当你不和我在一起时，我才是最孤独的。
You will never see my loneliest time, because only when you are not with me, I am the loneliest.
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