我不允许你们说我胖，我这不叫胖，这叫可爱到膨胀。
I don"t allow you to say I"m fat. I"m not fat. I"m adorable.
不行，像我这种可爱的小女孩打不过对方，得骂得过对方来保护自己。
No, a cute little girl like me can"t beat her. She has to scold her to protect herself.
如果你要拥抱我请提前告诉我，我好把小肚子收起来。
If you want to hug me, please let me know in advance so that I can put my stomach away.
希望你能有点自知之明，认识到自己超级无敌可爱。
I hope you can have a little self-knowledge and realize that you are super invincible and lovely.
衣柜衣服千千万，只有新的最好看！
There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, only the new ones are the best!
周末有活动的不要打电话，直接来接我，动作要快，姿势要帅。
Weekend activities do not call, directly to meet me, fast action, posture to be handsome.
卖萌这种事也要分人的，长得好看的才能叫卖萌，长得丑的只能叫装疯卖傻。
Peddlers also have to be separated. Only those who are good-looking can peddle, while those who are ugly can only pretend to be crazy.
成功源于后天的努力，所以，今明两天休息吧。
Success comes from the efforts of the day after tomorrow, so have a rest today and tomorrow.
听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。
When I heard the teacher say that he would start to pay again, I knew that his salary had been spent.
学了十几年的历史，突然从历史书中领悟到最大的历史教训，那就是人们从不吸取历史教训。
After studying history for more than ten years, I suddenly learned the biggest historical lesson from history books, that is, people never learn from history.
棒棒糖是种很神奇的零食，让大家都愿意花钱去吞咽自己的口水。
Lollipop is a kind of magic snack, so that everyone is willing to spend money to swallow their saliva.
停电了，电脑给手机充电，手机给电脑热点，相互扶持不离不弃，留下了感人的话费。
Power failure, the computer to the mobile phone charging, mobile phone to the computer hot spots, mutual support, leaving a touching phone charges.
（图片和素材源自网络，侵权联删）
