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假如生活欺骗了你，不要着急，拿出美颜相机，去欺骗生活。
If life deceives you, don"t worry, take out a beautiful camera, to deceive life.
希望我的钱也能像我的袜子一样，要用的时候找不到，收拾的时候一大把。
I hope my money can also be like my socks, to use when can not find, clean up a large amount.
和我在一起吧，起码我比别人多了十几斤肉在爱你。
Stay with me, at least I love you more than a dozen pounds of meat.
住在局部地区的人太可怜了，那里几乎天天下雨。
The people who live in the local area are pathetic, it rains almost every day there.
有一种忧伤叫，我回你是秒回，你回我是轮回。
There is a sad call, I back you are seconds back, you back I am the turn.
后来高中的课本再也没出现小明，我就知道那傻子考不上高中。
Later, high school textbooks never appeared Xiaoming, I knew that the fool did not go to high school.
查完支付宝中的余额，我这颗悬着的心终于不跳了。
After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally didn"t jump.
没有共同语言的聊天就像一盘散沙，都不用风吹，聊两句就想去洗澡了。
Chat without a common language is like a dish of loose sand, do not use the wind, chat two sentences want to go to the bath.
听说吃快餐对身体不好，我赶紧订了份外卖，让外卖小哥慢点送。
I heard that eating fast food is not good for health, I hastened to order a takeaway, let takeaway brother slow delivery.
鱼和熊掌不可兼得，但是单身和穷却可以。
Fish and bear palms can"t have both, but singles and poors can.
作为一个过来人，我给年轻人的建议是：别过来。
As a comer, my advice to young people is: Don"t come here.
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