1、天冷了，晚上睡醒的时候记得给室友掀一下被子。
It"s cold. Remember to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
2、一口气删除了微信上所有的人，留下了几个最丑的，希望你们能看见。
Delete all the people on wechat at one go, leaving some of the ugliest ones. I hope you can see them.
3、你要偷偷的熬夜，熬成地中海，然后笑死所有人。
You have to secretly stay up late, boil into the Mediterranean, and then laugh to death everyone.
4、做人要谦虚一点，学会听取别人的意见，然后拿个小本子记下来，看看谁对你有意见？
Be modest, learn to listen to other people"s opinions, then take a small book and write it down to see who has opinions on you?
5、刚刚有蚊子亲了我一口，我一巴掌拍死他了，现在有点后悔，因为没有人亲我了。
A mosquito just gave me a kiss, and I slapped him to death. Now I"m a little sorry, because no one kisses me.
6、贫穷限制了我很多，但就是没有限制我的体重。
Poverty limits me a lot, but it doesn"t limit my weight.
7、我家邻居变得有心机了，他竟然偷偷改了wiff密码。
My neighbor has become scheming, he even secretly changed the wiff password.
8、听说女孩子讲话在后面加个呐会变得很可爱，我想给你吹唢呐。
It"s said that it will be lovely for girls to add a Sona to their speech. I want to play suona for you.
9、大家信教吗？我信回笼觉，主要的任务就是睡觉。
Do you believe in religion? I believe that the main task of huilongjue is to sleep.
10、夏天的天气挺尬得，不开空调又热，开的话还要去买一台。
The weather in summer is very awkward. It"s hot without the air conditioner. I have to buy one if I turn it on.
11、他们都说运动是一种享受，但我不爱运动，因为我不是一个贪图享受的人。
They all say that sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don"t love sports, because I"m not a greedy person.
12、深夜特别饿的时候，连拜拜都能看成四个烤串。
Late at night when I"m very hungry, even goodbye can be regarded as four kebabs.
13、最近有个朋友跟我借钱去整容，整得挺成功的，我都不知道是谁跟我借了钱。
Recently, a friend borrowed money from me for plastic surgery, which was very successful. I don"t know who borrowed money from me.
14、半夜发现我家进了小偷，我呆在床上不敢动，同时还有点兴奋，我也期待他能在我家里搜出点钱来。
In the middle of the night, I found that there was a thief in my house. I stayed in bed and didn"t dare to move. At the same time, I was a little excited. I also expected him to find some money in my house.
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