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一、你不用故作冷淡， 我也没想过纠缠不清， 最后一次 借我三十。
You don"t have to pretend to be indifferent. I didn"t want to get tangled up. Lend me 30 for the last time.
二、现在的人吃饱了没事干就想找对象，我就牛逼了，我根本吃不饱，
Now when people are full and have nothing to do, they just want to find a partner. I"m a bull. I"m not full at all.
三、月亮奔你而来那还叫什么月亮， 那叫陨石 ，来取你狗命的 憨憨。
The moon is coming to you. It"s called moon. It"s called meteorite. It"s coming to take your dog"s life, Han Han.
四、手头紧，时间紧，衣服紧，眉头紧，难道这就是传说中的前程四紧？
Hand tight, time tight, clothes tight, brow tight, is this the legendary four tight future?
五、突然有一股强烈的想要学习的欲望 幸好我自制力强， 给压下去了。
All of a sudden, I have a strong desire to learn. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
六、如果我没回你消息 那你就看看我们聊天框 你最后一句话 那像是人能接上的话吗！
If I don"t get back to you, just look at our chat box. Your last sentence looks like someone can connect it!
七、我刚做了五分钟的作业，手机就吃醋了，于是哄了两个小时。
I just did five minutes of homework, cell phone jealous, so coax for two hours.
八、网恋受过伤，下乡插过秧，为爱跳过鸭绿江，等两个哥哥抚平我所有的创伤，别问我为什么两个，重伤。
I"ve been hurt in online love. I"ve been to the countryside to plant rice seedlings. I"ve jumped the Yalu River for love. I"ll wait for my two brothers to heal all my wounds. Don"t ask me why I have two. I"m seriously injured.
九、别的女孩子穿背带裤，你说她天真可爱！我穿背带裤，你问问去哪里捞鱼？
Other girls wear suspenders, you say she is naive and lovely! I wear suspenders, you ask where to fish?
十、别的女孩子说她不蹦迪不喝酒不泡吧，你说人家是个好女孩，可我呢，你说我是个没见过世面的土狗？
Other girls say she doesn"t dance, drink or go to bars. You say she is a good girl, but I am a local dog who has never seen the world?
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