别说我高傲，我只是拒绝与禽兽打交道。
Don"t say I"m arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
百度搜不到宁搜狗就搜得到了
Baidu can"t find it, but Sogou can
拿我的热情当水喝，总有一天烫死你。
Take my enthusiasm as water to drink, you will be scalded to death one day.
你天生属黄瓜，欠拍，后天属核桃，欠锤。
You are born a cucumber, less shoot, the day after tomorrow is a walnut, less hammer.
愿得一人心，免得老相亲。
I"d like to have a heart, so as not to have a blind date.
你是一朵花，只不过是多肉版。
You are a flower, just a fleshy version.
你是哪个村的猪，这么膨胀
Which village pig are you, so swollen
你是哪块小饼干，敢这么和我说话！
Which cookie are you? How dare you talk to me like that!
我他妈反手就给你一杯卡布奇诺
I"ll give you a damn cappuccino with my backhand
你骂我，我吃亏，你是个小乌龟
You scold me, I suffer, you are a little turtle
你的智商跟鲁班七号一样
You have the same IQ as Luban seven
放你的五香麻辣螺旋拐弯屁
Put your spicy spiral turn fart
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