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1、愿得一人心，免得老相亲
I wish to have a heart, so as not to have a blind date
2、今天买了盆害羞草，回去怎么动也不害羞，回去问老板？
Today, I bought a pot of shy grass. I didn"t feel shy when I went back. I went back to ask the boss?
老板说：可能你买的这盆不要脸
The boss said: maybe you bought this basin shameless
3、作为失败的典型，你真的是太成功了
As a model of failure, you are really successful
4、我不是你爷爷，你别在这装孙子
I"m not your grandfather. Don"t pretend to be grandson here
5、年纪轻轻，就知道用脸吓唬人
When you"re young, you know how to scare people with your face
6、人生就像唱歌一样，该高调的时候高调，该低调的时候低调，不然就是跑调
Life is like singing. When it is high-key, when it should be low-key, when it is low-key, it is out of tune
7、只要我有肉吃，你就有骨头啃
As long as I have meat to eat, you have bones to eat
8、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不要进水
It doesn"t matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water
9、我不是看不起你，而是压根懒得理你
I don"t look down on you, but I don"t care about you
10、在爱情的路上，我总是走走停停，妈妈总说我腿脚不好
On the way of love, I always stop and go. My mother always says that my legs are not good
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