小月亮忙着温柔，小星星忙着发光，大象嫌弃鼻子太长，而我想你到天亮！
Small moon busy gentle, small stars busy shining, elephant dislike trunk too long, and I think you till dawn!
友情提醒，你已经两个小时没有主动联系你的小可爱了，天气炎热，小心她闹！
Friendly reminder, you have not actively contacted your little cute for two hours, the weather is hot, be careful of her!
你看今天的天上的那朵白云，像不像我很想吃的奥尔良鸡翅，甜甜圈，冰激凌，娃哈哈？
Do you see that white cloud in the sky today? Is it like the New Orleans chicken wings, donuts, ice cream, wahaha That I want so much?
你如果再不喜欢我，我就去告诉月老，把你的红线剪掉，哼！
If you don"t like me, I will tell the moon, cut off your red line, hum!
你知道你为什么会长痘吗？还不是因为你太可爱了，你看都可爱的冒泡啦！
Do you know why you got pimples? It"s not because you are so cute, you see all the cute bubble!
今天的这个天气呀，一点儿都没有办法让我变得成熟起来，所以我还是就这么可爱着吧！
Today"s weather, there is no way to make me mature, so I"m still so lovely!
虽然我从出生就注定了是个平凡至极的人，但是我可以选择可爱至极地去过完这一生啊！
Although I was born to be an extremely ordinary person, I can choose to be extremely lovely to live my whole life.
虽然我没有机会成为那高高在上的天使，那么就我就在人间做一个可爱鬼好像也不错哦！
Although I do not have the chance to become that high above the angel, so I on the earth to do a lovely ghost seems good oh!
我劝你们都不要来惹我，小心我使用我的可爱魔杖把你变成一只小猪。
I advise you all to leave me alone, and be careful that I turn you into a pig with my lovely wand.
做人嘛，最重要的就是开心，不要总是垂头丧气的，这样真的超级显矮的。
Be a person, the most important is happy, do not always downcast, so really super show short.
你知道吗，我真是太喜欢你啦，我真的很想向天使许愿把你变成我床头的小猪。
You know, I love you so much. I really want to make a wish to the angel to turn you into a pig by my bed.
你要记得过一段时间就给我们的可爱充值哦，不要让可爱突然欠费了。
You want to remember over a period of time to our lovely recharge oh, don"t let lovely suddenly owe money.
愿这个世界上能够有人懂你的奇奇怪，还可以陪你一起可可爱爱。
May someone in the world understand your strange strange, can also accompany you together can be lovely love.
总有一天我要把你这座冰山，变成我手里的冰激凌。
One day I will turn this iceberg into ice cream in my hand.
在生活中，如果我们遇到的每一个人都能够像这饼干一样，干干脆脆的就好了。
If only everyone we meet in life could be as crisp and dry as this cookie.
今天没有看见你，就连穿的小裙子都觉得怀才不遇。
Today did not see you, even wear a small skirt all feel brilliant.
其实我每次说减肥的时候，只不过是吓一吓我身上的肉肉，后来说得多了，肉肉们就习以为常了，不但不跑，还会叫来一些新的肉肉！呜呜~
In fact, every time I said to reduce weight, it is just to scare the meat on my body, and then said much, meat people are used to, not only do not run, but also will call some new meat! Woo ~
结语：不要每天总是那么多的烦恼，开心点，就当我们是在环游地球好啦！
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