我是个超级干净的人，既没有谈恋爱的酸臭，又没有金钱的铜臭！
I am a super clean person, neither the sour smell of love, nor the copper smell of money!
有人网恋吗？
Is there anyone who falls in love online?
只能接受50Km的异地恋，再远我的电瓶车就没电了！
I can only accept a long-distance love of 50km, and my battery car will run out of electricity!
我是一个善于反省的人，比如我反手给你一巴掌后，我会想一下是不是自己打轻了！
I am a person who is good at introspection. For example, after I give you a slap in the backhand, I will think about whether I played lightly!
人生总有这样一些人，总是费尽心思地接近你，其实只是为了偷你的表情包！
There are always some people in life who always try their best to get close to you. In fact, they just want to steal your expression bag!
睡觉才是我的真正活动状态，清醒的时候只是为了收集做梦用的素材！
Sleeping is my real activity state. When I am awake, I just want to collect materials for dreaming!
贫穷限制了那么多东西，为什么限制不了我的体重！
Poverty limits so many things, why can"t I limit my weight!
我这辈子就是两件事不会，就是这也不会，那也不会！
There are only two things I can"t do in my life, neither this nor that!
别再问我为什么不谈恋爱，你为什么不上清华，是不想吗？
Don"t ask me why I don"t fall in love, why don"t you go to Tsinghua University, don"t you want to?
这辈子没有什么野心，只是想发个财而已！
There is no ambition in this life, just want to make a fortune!
我现在的状态，可能就是前程四紧了，裤腰紧，衣服紧，裙子紧，手头紧！
My present state, may be the future four tight, tight trousers waist, tight clothes, tight skirt, tight hand!
勇敢是什么，是我明知道这顿饭吃下去会胖，我还是会迎头而上！
What is courage? I know this meal will be fat, I will still head on!
脑袋好疼，是不是知识太渊博要溢出来了！
The head is good ache, is knowledge too profound to overflow!
