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不是不想谈恋爱，只是觉得像儿女情长这样的东西，真的太影响大哥我单枪匹马地行走江湖了。
Do not want to fall in love, just feel like a child love long such things, really too affect the eldest brother I single-handedly walk rivers and lakes.
七夕又到了，看着你们这些凡人又在发朋友圈秀恩爱了我就觉得很有趣，像我们神仙吧，是不能跟你们的这些凡人一样谈恋爱的，毕竟那是触犯天条的大罪。
Tanabata came again, looking at you these mortals in the circle of friends show love I feel very interesting, like us gods, it is not with you these mortals fall in love, after all, it is a big crime against the laws of heaven.
其实你们不知道吧？单身才是真正的王者，因为我们可以想和谁好就和谁好，根本不用担心跪搓衣板这件事情。
You don"t know, do you? Single is the real king, because we can be with who we want to be good, do not have to worry about kneel washboard this thing.
没关系，没关系，虽然属于我的爱情还没有来，但我的外卖已经来了，嗯，真香！
Never mind, never mind, although belong to my love has not come, but my takeaway has come, well, really sweet!
没关系，你们就忙着好好地谈恋爱吧，我要忙着好好的挣钱了，反正我总不能又没有对象又没有钱吧！
It doesn"t matter, you are busy to fall in love well, I will be busy to make money well, anyway I can"t have no object and no money!
我要一个人保持可爱，才不要吃这爱情的苦呢！
I want a person to keep lovely, just don"t eat the pain of love!
我要告诉我朋友圈的这些人，以后请不要再叫我单身狗了，从今以后我有一个霸气的名字叫做孤狼。
I want to tell these people in my circle of friends, please don"t call me single dog any more, from now on I have a domineer name called lone Wolf.
请今天那些收到花的小姑娘把怀里的花抱好了，如果在路上不小心扎到我了，那我告诉你，恐怕没有个5000块钱我是起不来的。
Please the little girls who receive flowers today take the flowers in their arms, if accidentally stabbed me on the way, Then I tell you, I"m afraid I can"t get up without 5000 yuan.
每次这样的节日，朋友圈总有许多秀恩爱的，我这个人就是好奇心很重，还喜欢截屏，放心吧，我已经帮你们截屏保存好了，等到明年再来对比看一看，还是不是同一个人？
Every time such a holiday, the circle of friends there are always a lot of show love, I am very curious, but also like to take screenshots, rest assured, I have helped you to take a screensaver, wait until next year to take a look, or not the same person?
唉，现在的人真是，有事没事就忙着谈恋爱，秀恩爱，只有我一个人，还在忙着做社会主义的接班人。
Alas, now of the person be true, occupy have no matter busy fall in love, show affection, have me a person only, still be busy make the successor of socialism.
今天在街上走了一圈，发现街上都是抱着鲜花手挽手的情侣，我不由地为他们感到悲哀，他们究竟什么时候才能像我一样这么自由呢？
Today, I walked around the street and found that the streets were full of couples holding flowers and holding hands. I couldn"t help but feel sad for them. When will they ever be as free as I am?
请问一下，你们的朋友圈已经开始了吗？有一半是秀恩爱的，还有一半是感伤爱情的，中间还有几个坚强的微商。
Excuse me, have you started your circle of friends? Half show love, half sentimental love, and a few strong wechat business in the middle.
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