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1、就算天快要塌下来了，也有高个子在顶着。
Even if the sky is about to fall, there are tall people standing on it.
2、心情不好的时候，我就半夜给别人打电话把人家吵醒，然后我就睡觉。
When I"m in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night to wake them up, and then I go to bed.
3、不知道大家是混什么圈子的，反正我是混黑眼圈的。
I don"t know what kind of circles you"re in. Anyway, I"m dark eyed.
4、你看“拜拜”这两个字像不像四串烤串。
Do you think the word "goodbye" looks like four kebabs.
5、在座的各位能资助我十块钱买喜之郎果冻吗，因为我想当太空人。
Can you give me 10 yuan to buy Xizhilang jelly, because I want to be an astronaut.
6、鱼和熊掌不可兼得，但是单身和穷却可以。
You can"t have both fish and bear"s paws, but you can be single and poor.
7、能不能借我一些钱买个草莓，下次直接还你脖子上。
Can you lend me some money to buy a strawberry and return it directly to your neck next time.
8、每次走在大街上都有人塞传单，我真是美的令人发纸。
Every time I walk in the street, there are people who fill the flyers. I am so beautiful that I can send paper.
9、梦想还是必须要有的，要不然你喝多了和别人聊什么。
Dreams still have to have, otherwise you drink too much and talk to others.
10、我真是一个花心的人，暑假刚走就想着寒假。
I am really a flowery person, just left the summer vacation to think of winter vacation.
11、都说谈恋爱会影响学习，我想问，难道学习就不会影响谈恋爱吗？
It is said that falling in love will affect learning. I would like to ask, will learning not affect love?
12、我觉得我成为土豪的梦想已经实现了一半，现在的我，很土。
I feel that my dream of becoming a local tyrant has been half realized. Now I am very rustic.
13、上课盼着下课，上学盼着放假，我的目标一直都很坚定。
I"m looking forward to the end of class, and I"m looking forward to the holiday. My goal has always been very firm.
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