1.别人都说我长得天生励志！
People say I am born inspirational!
2.《百家姓》去掉赵，你开口就是钱。
"The Book of Family Names" without Zhao, you open your mouth saying money.
3.不能因为咱俩有过节，你就把我当节过！
You can"t treat me like a festival just because we have a friction！
4.秀发去无踪，头屑更出众！
When the hair disappears, dandruff is more outstanding!
5.鄙视我的人多了，你算老几？
A lot of people despise me. Who are you?
6.吃什么最补脑？——亏！
What do you eat to nourish your brain? - Loss！
7.对于大部分考生来说，英语六级考试其实就是全国英语第六感等级考试！
For most candidates, CET-6 is actually the National Sixth Sense test!
8.不笑有三，呵呵为大。
There are three ways of not laughing，ha ha for the big.
9.“请用四个字概括你喜欢的人。”
"Four words sum up the person you like."
“不喜欢我。”
"Doesn"t like me."
10.韭菜：对“韭”当歌，千万别割。
Leek: face the "leek" when singing a song, please do not cut.
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