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1.我总是看起来很轻,抱起来很重。
I always look light while heavy to carry.
2.我熬夜,是因为觉得今天过得不够精彩。
I stayed up late because I didn"t think I had a wonderful day.
3.钢琴对我来说,用听的比用看的轻松多了。
The piano is much easier for me to listen to than to see.
4.我从不买书签,我口水的印痕便是昨夜的书签。
I never buy a bookmark. The imprint of my saliva has been the last night"s bookmark.
5.即使生命的路上有那么多路标,我依旧迷路。
Even though there are so many landmarks along the way, I can still get lost.
6.太阳,今天一出门,你晒得我措手不及。
The sun, today as soon as I went out of the door, you made me sunburned when I was unprepared.
7.脂肪在我体内可以得到良好的发育。
Fat can develop quite well in my body.
8.让孤单陪我一会儿,就不那么寂寞了。If letting me alone with solitude accompanying me for a while, I will not be so lonely.
9.为什么我喝水总会漏,难道我很下流?
why do I always leak when I drink water? Am I very dirty?
10.对我来说,更美的地方,就是你不在的地方。
A more beautiful place to me is the place where you are not there.
11.听一首扎心的情歌,连流泪都成了慢动作。
When listening to a heart-wrenching love song, even my tears are in slow motion.
12.对于早起,尿意比闹钟有用多了。
For early risers,urine is more useful than an alarm clock.
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