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1.谈恋爱应该处处让着男朋友，让他做饭，让他洗碗，让他洗衣服，让他赚钱。
Love should always let boyfriend, let him cook, let him wash dishes, let him wash clothes, let him make money.
2.为什么给你面子，那我的脸往哪儿放。
Why give you face? Where should I put my face.
3.胖的原因大概就是，瘦小的身躯，容不下我伟大的人格。
The reason why I"m fat is that I can"t bear my great personality because of my thin body.
4.生活是丰富多彩的，但我也有自己的颜色。
Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.
5.我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺，我脾气很好，但不是没有！
My heart is a little small, but not lack, I have a good temper, but not without!
6.什么叫“万死不辞”？大概就是每天被气死一万次，但仍然不辞职。
What is "never give up"? Maybe 10000 times a day, but I still don"t quit.
7.我应该在淘宝上架，因为我也是个宝贝。
I should be on Taobao, because I"m also a baby.
8.从今天起，只要是我朋友，谁没钱了就和我吱声，我可以给你讲述一下，没钱的日子我是怎么度过的。
From today on, as long as it"s my friend, who has no money, squeak with me. I can tell you how I spent the days without money.
9.我的生活，你不理不睬，你的世界，我不闻不问。
My life, you ignore, your world, I ignore.
10.每天都在上演的三件事，晚上睡不着，早上起不来，后悔睡得太晚。
Three things are on every day, I can"t sleep at night, I can"t get up in the morning, I regret sleeping too late.
11.我其实是个有梦想的人，只不过现实太饿，把梦想吃了！
I am actually a dream person, but the reality is too hungry, eat the dream!
12.有人表面看起来优雅淡定，背地里一天要查好几次快递信息。
Some people look elegant and calm on the surface. They need to check the express information several times a day behind their backs.
13.太斤斤计较的人，不适合恋爱，适合买菜。
Too fussy person, not suitable for love, suitable for buying vegetables.
14.如果说睡觉是给人体充电的话，那么我想说我从来没满格过。
If sleeping is to recharge the human body, then I want to say I"ve never been full.
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