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1、刚刚送走了双十一，转眼又来到了双十二。
Just sent off double 11, twinkling of an eye came to double 12.
2、幸好双十一我还没出手，不然双十二怎么发朋友圈高调一下。
Fortunately, I haven"t made a move on double 11. Otherwise, how can I make a high profile in the circle of friends.
3、双十二不是不知道买啥，而是实在是买不起了。
Double 12 is not that you don"t know what to buy, but you can"t afford it.
4、听说双十二给女生买零食的男孩子最帅。
It is said that boys who buy snacks for girls are the most handsome.
5、有人一起购物吗？划拳那块归你，我负责拎东西回家。
Is anyone shopping together? You"re the one with the fight. I"m responsible for carrying things home.
6、快要来不及了，购物车借我抄一下。
It"s too late. I"ll copy the shopping cart.
7、我的女朋友是一个简单的女孩子，不倾国也不倾城，但能倾加荡产。
My girlfriend is a simple girl. She doesn"t pour her country or her city, but she can dump her wealth.
8、双十二清空的不是我的购物车，而是我的支付宝。
Two dozen empty spaces are not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.
9、双十一已经剁过一次手了，双十二可不能在剁了。
Double eleven has been chopped once. Double Twelve can"t be chopped.
10、每次网购花完钱，我才觉得我原来一点也不省钱。
Every time I spend money on online shopping, I feel that I didn"t save money at all.
11、双十二最应该打折的不是商品，而是你的手。
It"s not the goods that should be discounted most, but your hands.
12、双十二，我们玩个游戏怎么样？你给我寄点零食，让我猜猜是谁寄的。
Double twelve, how about we play a game? Send me some snacks and let me guess who sent it.
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