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热恋时觉得摩天轮很美，想和你在最高处的星空下亲吻，分手后一看摩天轮就像个花圈。
I think Ferris wheel is very beautiful when I am in love. I want to kiss you in the starry sky. After breaking up, I see Ferris wheel is like a wreath.
别人的生活期望：减肥成功，早睡早起，努力赚钱；我的生活期望：外卖距离我100米，快递正在派件中，马上发工资。
冰冻三尺非一日之寒，长胖三斤却一点不难。
早晨起来是可以做很多事的，比如再睡一觉。
Other people"s life expectation: lose weight successfully, go to bed early and get up early, and strive to make money; my life expectation: take out is 100 meters away from me, the express delivery is in the process of delivery, and I will get paid immediately.
Rome wasn"t built in a day, but it"s not hard to gain three pounds.
You can do many things in the morning, such as sleeping again.
别人减肥是不吃零食规律作息多多运动，我减肥是一杯奶茶只要半糖。
骗我钱是不可能的，贫穷是最好的保护色。
Others lose weight is not to eat snacks, regular work and rest more exercise, I lose weight is a cup of milk tea as long as half sugar.
It"s impossible to cheat me. Poverty is the best protection.
刚刚买零食的时候突然想到自己兜里还有不到一百块钱，我啪地扇了自己一巴掌，买零食怎么能分心呢。
别人打游戏一秒换三装，我打游戏蹲在草丛买装备都要挑半天，队友问我是不是在砍价。
When I just bought snacks, I suddenly thought that I still had less than 100 yuan in my pocket. I slapped myself. How can I be distracted when I buy snacks.
When other people play games, they change three suits in one second. When I play games, I have to spend half a day in the grass to buy equipment. My teammates ask me if I"m bargaining.
放假之后，火锅奶茶麻辣烫炸鸡啤酒离我而去，迎接我的只有海带稀饭隔夜菜和挨不完的骂。
11点告诉自己今晚必定早睡，12点游戏输到睡不着，3点打开网易云，这个世界没人爱我。
After the holiday, hot pot milk tea spicy hot fried chicken beer left me, only kelp porridge, overnight dishes and endless abuse met me.
At 11 o"clock, I told myself that I must go to bed early tonight. At 12 o"clock, I lost the game and couldn"t sleep. At 3 o"clock, I opened Netease cloud. No one in the world loves me.
晚上睡觉觉得什么姿势都不舒服，早上起床就算你把我吊起来我还是能睡。
别人刷热搜为了了解热点，做爆款吸引流量，我刷热搜只是“啊啊啊”、“哈哈哈”。
I feel uncomfortable when I go to bed at night. Even if you hang me up in the morning, I can still sleep.
Others brush hot search in order to understand the hot spots, do pop money to attract traffic, I brush hot search just "ah ah", "ha ha".
买喜欢的东西花了两千块钱，值了值了，花三十块钱买了只牙膏，完了完了破产了。
我知道如果我这句话够长，总有小傻子跟着读。
It cost 2000 yuan to buy something I like. It"s worth it. It cost 30 yuan to buy a toothpaste. It"s over and bankrupt.
I know that if my sentence is long enough, there will always be a little fool to read it.
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