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一个、不漂亮、不可爱、不斯文、不苗条、爱吃醋、有的时候还会神经质的生气、这才是我！
One, not beautiful, not lovely, not gentle, not slim, jealous, sometimes nervous angry, this is me!
别人都是宝藏女孩而我就不一样了，我是吃的肚子又饱又胀的饱胀女
Others are treasure girls, but I"m not the same. I"m a full and full girl
天涯何处无芳草，何必纠结一根蒜
There is no grass at the end of the world, why tangle a garlic
这故事要是拿来下酒，怕是比酒还要苦。
If this story is used to drink, it will be more bitter than wine.
我已经不是那个花500块都要考虑很久的小女孩了 我最近花五块都得深思熟虑
I"m not the girl who has to think about 500 yuan for a long time. I have to think about five yuan recently
只要心中有沙哪里都是马尔代夫
As long as there is sand in my heart, Maldives is everywhere
瘦子吃给胖子看，是一件很残酷的事儿；胖子吃给瘦子看，是一件很拉风的事儿。
It"s a cruel thing for fat people to eat thin food; It"s very popular for fat people to eat for thin people.
跑步的最终归宿，不是快，而是快乐。
The ultimate goal of running is not to be fast, but to be happy.
我的床被我打造成一个天堂，所以我每天下床都会像下凡一样。
My bed is made into a paradise by me, so I get out of bed every day as if I were going down to earth.
我们之间没有缘分，全靠我颜值死撑。
There"s no fate between us. It"s all up to me.
不知道你们都是混什么圈子的 我混的是黑眼圈
I don"t know what kind of circles you are in. I"m in dark circles
在那山的这边海的那边有一群蓝精灵！他们苦逼又聪明，他们加班到天明……
There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are tough and smart. They work overtime until dawn
大家好，我是鳌拜的妹妹：熬夜。
Hello everyone, I"m aobai"s sister: stay up late.
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