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我的朋友圈，一半秀恩爱，一半伤感，中间夹杂着几个坚强的微商。
My circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with a few strong micro business.
你走，我不送你；你来，无论多大的风雨，我都不会开门。
You go, I will not send you; You come, no matter how much wind and rain, I will not open the door.
放假以后，同桌就没有了音讯，我的感觉就像丢了我家猪一样。
After the holiday, there was no news from my deskmate. I felt like I had lost my pig.
天上掉钞票我不会弯腰，因为天上连馅饼都不会掉，更别说掉钞票了。
I won"t bend down when money falls from the sky, because even pie can"t fall from the sky, let alone money.
当你想不通的时候，想一下自己是在中国，一切就豁然开朗了。
When you can"t figure it out, just think that you are in China, and everything will be clear.
在进行魔鬼训练中，女生当男生看，男生当畜生看。
In the devil training, girls should be boys and boys should be animals.
装腔作势是生命力旺盛的象征，虚荣心强是年轻的标志。
Affectation is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.
看我不顺眼的人，能给您心里添堵，我真是舒坦。
I"m so comfortable that people who look down on me can block your heart.
不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子。
Don"t say that other people have brain diseases. The premise of brain diseases is to have a brain.
我丑话说在前头，你要是不当我女朋友，别怪我当你男朋友。
If you are not my girlfriend, don"t blame me for being your boyfriend.
中分看鼻子，齐刘海看脸型，斜刘海看气质，无刘海看五官，我适合蒙面。
The nose in the middle, the face shape in the same bangs, the temperament in the oblique bangs, and the facial features in the non bangs. I"m suitable for face covering.
姑娘别急，迟早有人举着戒指对你说，对不起，让一让，你挡着我女朋友了。
Girl, don"t worry, sooner or later someone will hold the ring to you and say, sorry, let"s go, you"re blocking my girlfriend.
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