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现在移动支付真方便，唯一的问题就是收入这么少，我哪需要那么多支付方式！
Now mobile payment is really convenient, the only problem is that the income is so little, I don"t need so many payment methods!
瘦小离家胖了归，乡音未改肉成堆。儿童相见不相识，惊问胖子你是谁。
Thin and small, leaving home fat, native voice has not changed, meat piles. When children meet, they wonder who you are.
别以为掌声就是鼓励，蚊子也是这个待遇！
Don"t think applause is encouragement, mosquitoes are also treated like this!
在物价飞涨的年代，只有工资依然淡定，以不变应万变。
In the era of skyrocketing prices, only wages are still calm, so as to remain unchanged to cope with changes.
兄弟你怎么了，自从我跟你女朋友在一起之后你就很少笑了。
Brother, what"s the matter with you? Since I was with your girlfriend, you seldom laugh.
别人的微信置顶：对象，你的微信置顶：工作群。
Other people"s wechat top: target; your wechat top: work group.
上了这么多年班，从来没请过假，我怕公司发现，有我没我都一样。
After working for so many years, I"ve never asked for leave. I"m afraid the company will find that it"s the same with me or not.
岁月让我知道，除了快递我谁都不必等。
Years let me know that I don"t have to wait for anyone but express delivery.
做人就是累，不然怎么叫人类呢？
To be a man is to be tired, otherwise how can we call human beings?
当你觉得不行的时候，那就去斑马线上走一走，那样就会变成行人了。
When you don"t think it"s OK, go to the zebra crossing, then you will become a pedestrian.
为什么一看书就犯困呢？因为书，是梦开始的地方。
Why do you feel sleepy when you read? Because books are where dreams begin.
常年单身，却经常给朋友做情感咨询；心智没成熟，身体却到了中老年养生。
He is single all the year round, but he often does emotional counseling for his friends; he is not mature, but his body is in the middle and old age.
希望是火，失望是烟，生活就是一边点火，一边冒烟。
Hope is fire, disappointments are smoke. Life is burning and smoking at the same time.
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