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人生动力：等下班 等工资 等休息 等快递。
Life motivation: waiting for work, waiting for salary, waiting for rest, etc.
跟男模在一起只需要钱，和老公在一起需要会做饭，会洗衣服，会生娃，会持家，还要体谅他的不易，你品，你细品。
You only need money to be with a male model. You need to be able to cook, wash clothes, have children, run a family, and understand his difficulties. You need to taste, you need to taste.
到了一定年龄，别人问你多大了，你得稍微算一下。
When someone asks you how old you are at a certain age, you have to calculate it a little.
困难就像弹簧，你弱他就强，你强它更强。
Difficulties are like springs. If you are weak, they will be strong. If you are strong, they will be stronger.
每一次读三国都有不一样的感受，刚开始喜欢关羽，后来喜欢诸葛亮，再后来喜欢曹操……然而经历了世事浮沉，人世沧桑后，喜欢的则是貂蝉。
Every time I read the Three Kingdoms, I have different feelings. At first I like Guan Yu, then I like Zhuge Liang, and then I like Cao Cao…… However, after the ups and downs of the world and the vicissitudes of life, I like Diao Chan.
麻烦大家说一下我的缺点，有什么说什么，不用怕，评论里抽5个拉黑。
Please tell me about my shortcomings. Don"t be afraid to say what you have. Draw 5 black in the comments.
网络都是骗人的，网友网友，网的一无所有。
The network is deceptive. Netizens have nothing.
我上卫生间扯了非常长一段卫生纸，我老妈看见随口说一句：“怎么地，三尺白绫进去上吊啊……”
I went to the bathroom and pulled a very long piece of toilet paper. When my mother saw it, she said, "why, three foot white Ling went in and hanged……"
决心离你而去的人，你就算用铁链子也拴不住。不过，你可以用金链子试试。
You can"t tie the man who is determined to leave you even with an iron chain. But you can try with a gold chain.
开导别人一套一套的，轮到自己真想找根绳子套一套
Enlighten others one by one. It"s your turn to really want to find a rope
明星脱一点就能更出名，我脱得光光的却被抓起来了！
Stars can be more famous by taking off a little, but I was caught naked!
我妈以为我不爱出门，但凡我手里有点钱，我能让他们连我影子都看不见。
My mother thought I didn"t like going out, but if I had some money in my hand, I could make them invisible to me.
长得好看的人会被人莫名其妙的附加好多属性，聪明，善良，可爱……磕碜的人就一个词：踏实！
Good looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, smart, kind, lovely…… Poor people have one word: down-to-earth!
你别以为你长得胖我就怕你，你来呀！来我就跑。
Don"t think you"re fat. I"m afraid of you. Come on! Come on, I"ll run.
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