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1、大家都有好看的脸，而我有好大的脸。
Everyone has a nice face, but I have a big face.
2、今天的天气很好，适合打打闹闹，也适合亲亲抱抱。
Today"s weather is very good, which is suitable for fighting, kissing and hugging.
3、如果上课不能闭着眼，是否还能撑着脸。
If you can"t close your eyes in class, can you still hold your face?
4、保持年龄的秘诀：谎报年龄。
The secret of keeping your age: lying about your age.
5、虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。
Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.
6、如果我学了电焊，是不是能让你眼前一亮。
If I learn electric welding, it will make your eyes shine.
7、天上的星星真好看，可以帮我摘几颗，当在我的段位上吗？
The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you pick some for me and put them in my position?
8、据我所知，我一无所知。
As far as I know, I know nothing.
9、趁好看的时候多照照镜子，毕竟这种错觉不是经常有。
Look in the mirror while looking good. After all, this illusion is not always present.
10、不要跟我讲道理，给我钱就行了，你说啥都对。
Don"t reason with me. Just give me the money. You are right about everything.
11、听君一席话，浪费十分钟。
Listen to your words and waste ten minutes.
12、你为什么会近视？为了看淡世间事，所以才模糊了双眼。
Why are you nearsighted? In order to look down on the world, I blurred my eyes.
13、每当想偷懒的时候，我就告诉自己，比我优秀的人比我还努力，那我努力还有什么用？
Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what"s the use of my efforts?
14、一个人吃饭的时候会感到孤单，但一个人吃零食的时候就不会。
A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.
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