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今天分享一些朋友圈的沙雕文案，搞笑幽默，开心必备！
不瞒你们说，我最近好像已经爱上了做饭，我就喜欢那种精心准备各种食材，然后食材在经过各种处理之后做出来乱七八糟的感觉，就像我那乱七八糟的人生一样。
To tell you the truth, I seem to have fallen in love with cooking lately. I just love the feeling of meticulously preparing the ingredients and then turning them into a mess, just like my whole life.
如果你现在不好好学习，不好好努力的话，你记住我说的这句话，以后你喜欢的人被别人壁咚的墙很有可能就是你砌成的！
If you don"t study hard now, don"t work hard, you remember this sentence I said, after you like the people were other people wall dong wall is likely to be built by you!
起床困难户们请看过来，今天我要教授一个，可以很好的解决你们早上起床困难的小秘诀，其实你可以试一试晚上不睡觉，那么你就可以很好地避免起床困难这个难题了！
If you have trouble getting up, please come here. Today I"m going to teach you a little secret that can solve your difficulty getting up in the morning. In fact, you can try not sleeping at night, then you can avoid the difficulty of getting up in the morning.
最近我终于找到了我单身这么多年的原因了，主要是因为我太忙了根本就没有时间谈恋爱好吗，你们想啊！每天我吃饱了就要睡觉，等到睡醒了到时候，我还需要吃饭啊！如此循环，我怎么会有时间谈恋爱呢？
Recently, I finally figured out the reason why I"ve been single for so long. The main reason is that I"ve been too busy to be in a relationship. Every day I eat enough to go to bed, when the time to wake up, I also need to eat ah! How can I have time for a relationship?
学生时代，每次考试的时候，刚听到监考老师说：“同学们，把与考试无关的东西都放到讲台这边来”，每当听到监考老师这样说的时候，你们知道吗？我都很想把我自己放上去。
When I was a student, every time I took an exam, I just heard the invigilator say: "My classmates, put everything that has nothing to do with the exam on this side of the platform." When I heard the invigilator say so, do you know? I really want to put myself on it.
最近我很自责，我觉得我这个人疑心病真的是太重了，就比如说，我给你发消息，你不回我的时候，我就觉得你是不是发生了什么意外？撒手人寰了？
Recently, I feel very guilty. I think I am too suspicious. For example, when I send messages to you and you don"t reply to me, I wonder if something happened to you. She died?
曾经总是听有人说：“钱是万能的，什么都可以买到”，我就在想那么钱能够买到快乐吗？一晃好几年过去了，现在的我已经不关心钱到底能不能买到快乐了？因为我根本就没有钱，所以我想问我每天都很快乐，请问一下能卖多少钱？
Have always heard someone say: "money is omnipotent, you can buy anything", I was thinking that money can buy happiness? Fly a few years later, now I no longer care about whether money can buy happiness? Because I have no money at all, so I want to ask me every day very happy, may I ask how much can sell?
最近小猪佩奇抑郁了，不管妈妈怎样开导它都没有用，它始终都不肯说出抑郁所在，于是猪妈妈就带它去看心理医生了，在心理医生的再三开导之下，小猪佩奇终于泪流满面地对医生说：“小朋友们都说我长得像一个吹风机”，心理医生心疼的对它说：“乖，换个方向，别对着我吹”！
The recent pig page depression, regardless of the mother how to teach it to use, it always refused to say depression, so a mother pig will bring it to see the psychological doctor,
under the psychological doctor repeatedly teach piggy page finally tearful said to the doctor: "the children all say I look like a hair dryer", psychological doctor love dearly said to it: "lovely, a change of direction, don"t blow to me"!
结语：以上这些朋友圈专属沙雕文案，幽默又逗趣，你值得拥有！
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