友情提示：本文共有 2008 个字，阅读大概需要 5 分钟。
我建议大家对我的长相，理解为主，欣赏为辅。
I suggest you give priority to understanding and supplemented by appreciation of my appearance.
吃货减肥的口号通常是：不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊！
The slogan of eating goods to lose weight is usually: how can you lose weight if you don"t eat enough!
每天冒个泡，让喜欢我的人开心一整天，让讨厌我的人心情糟糕一整天，哈哈哈！
Take a bubble every day, make people who like me happy all day, and make people who hate me feel bad all day, ha ha!
有人问我听歌听哭过吗？我严肃的思考了一下，然后说：我听笑过。
Someone asked me, have you ever heard me cry? I thought seriously and said: I"ve heard of laughter.
老师生气地问：地上香蕉皮是谁吃的？小明站起来说：皮谁吃的我不知道，但香蕉是我吃的。
The teacher asked angrily: who ate the banana peel on the ground? Xiao Ming stood up and said: I don"t know who ate the skin, but I ate the bananas.
小伙子们现在好好奋斗，将来给你心爱的女生多添点份子钱。
Boys, work hard now and add more money to your beloved girl in the future.
微光照大海，海浪金帆；浮云入天界，威震四方。吾被太阳照，必在睡觉。
Low light shines on the sea, waves and golden sails; Floating clouds enter the sky and shake everywhere. When the sun shines on me, I will sleep.
为何我的眼中总饱含泪水？因为我装逼装得深沉。
Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.
记得那是一个寒风刺骨的冬天，早上不想上课，让室友帮忙请假，随便找个理由。很快，我中暑的消息传遍了整个校园。
I remember it was a bitter winter. I didn"t want to go to class in the morning. I asked my roommate to ask for leave and find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.
我又不是王子，为什么女孩遇见我总认为自己应该成为公主！
I"m not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me!
很多时候你不逼自己一把，你都不知道你还有能把事情搞砸的本事。
Many times you don"t force yourself, you don"t know you have the ability to screw things up.
我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。
My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over.
妈妈问我有男朋友了么，我说没有，妈妈说：这个可以有，我说：这个真没有。
My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. my mother said: I can have this. I said: I really don"t have this.
人生中三大悲剧：熟得没法做情侣，饿得不知吃什么，困得就是睡不着。
Three tragedies in life: too ripe to be a couple, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.
图源网，侵联删
想了解更多精彩内容，快来关注浅谚婉语
本文如果对你有帮助，请点赞收藏《可以逗你开心的沙雕句子 搞笑逗趣 适合分享到朋友圈！》，同时在此感谢原作者。
