婚姻是不可捉摸在于：一个乐观的男人加上一个乐观的女人，有时等于两个悲观主义者。
Marriage is unpredictable because an optimistic man and an optimistic woman are sometimes equal to two pessimists.
女人是一本书，男人最关心版权问题，若是盗版书呢，他肯定先问最低给几折。
A woman is a book, man is most concerned about copyright, if the book is pirated, he must first ask the lowest discount.
女：你是属什么的？男：属羊。女：不，是属于我。
W: What are you in?Male: Born in the year of sheep.W: No, it belongs to me.
我想要的爱情，很简单：我说话时，你会听；我任性时，你会爱；我需要时，你会在；我转身时，你没离开。
I want love, is simple: when I speak, you will listen;When I am capricious, you will love;When I need you, you will be there;When I turned around, you didn"t leave.
一个人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。
The more one cares about the place, is the place that makes him feel inferior.
阳光总是会在阴天过后出现，是那般温暖，那般耀眼。
Sunshine always appears after cloudy day, is so warm, so dazzling.
远了怕生，近了怕烦，少了怕淡，多了怕缠。
Far afraid of life, nearly afraid of trouble, less afraid of light, more afraid of entanglement.
我的笑容里，埋着心灰意冷。
In my smile, buried dejected.
我是一个连自己都走不进自己心的怪人。
I"m a weirdo who can"t even get into his heart.
看着别人的故事，流着自己的眼泪。
Looking at other people"s stories, with tears in my eyes.
时间和距离，真的可以冲淡感情。
Time and distance can really dilute feelings.
没办法，没有英雄的时候，我们只能当自己的英雄！
There is no way, when there is no hero, we can only be our own hero!
