一，刚看到一个人行走在太阳下慢慢地消失了，我旁边物理系的一哥们说是升华了
I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappeared. A buddy in the physics department next to me said that it was sublimated
二，出门5分钟，流汗2小时。我与烤肉就差一撮孜然了
Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I"m just a pinch away from the barbecue
三，呼 一起蒸桑拿么 出汗多多那种吆 就在这38度6
Whew, steam the sauna together, sweat a lot, that kind of cry is here, 38 degrees, 6 degrees
四，到今天我明白了“哪凉快哪呆着去”真不是句骂人的话，这绝对是最真挚的关怀、最深藏不露的爱
To this day, I understand that "where to stay cool" is really not a swearing word, this is definitely the most sincere care, the most hidden love
五，画了一个小时的妆打开门就素颜了
After an hour of makeup, I opened the door and I was plain
六，天气越来越热了 想认识几个鬼火少年带我兜兜风
It"s getting hot. I want to meet some ghost teenagers. Take me for a ride
七，我这条命就是空调给的
My life is given by air conditioning
八，从今开始我不再是单身狗了而是热狗
From now on, I"m not a single dog anymore. I"m a hot dog
九，高温让我彻底明白了那句名言的伟大 “让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧”
The high temperature made me completely understand the greatness of the famous saying "Let the storm come more violently
十，平时大家朋友圈里晒包包 晒旅游 晒化妆品 晒美食 晒名牌衣服 晒名车名表 晒美美的自拍 反正各种晒法无奇不有 我只想默默的说一句“有本事晒太阳啊”
Usually everyone in the Circle of Friends sun bag sun travel sun cosmetics sun food sun famous brand clothes sun famous car watch sun beautiful self-timer anyway, all kinds of sun is not strange, I just want to silently say "have the ability to sun ah"
十一，如果我被热死了 请在每年这时候给我烧一台空调
If I"m hot to death, please burn me an air conditioner at this time of year
十二，热到想进冷宫
Hot enough to want to go into the cold palace
十三，这年头秀恩爱已经不可耻了 最可耻的就是秀空调了
It ’ s no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning
十四，真正的勇士，敢于直面惨谈的人生，敢于正视淋漓的鲜血，但不敢在高温烈日出门
The real warrior, dare to face the tragic life, dare to face up to the dripping blood, but dare not go out in the hot sun
十五，想飞上天和太阳肩并肩
Want to fly into the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun
十六，天气太热了 评论里找个人冷战
It"s too hot. Find someone in the comments. Cold war
十七，冰箱以外都是远方，空调房以外的地方都是他乡
Outside the refrigerator are far away, outside the air-conditioned room are other places
十八，盼望着，盼望着，天气阴了，雨点的脚步近了，但别抬头，天降的开水烫嘴
Looking forward to, looking forward to, the weather is overcast, the footsteps of the raindrops are close, but don"t look up, the boiling water of the sky is hot
十九，现在的天气 自来水可以直接泡方便面
The current weather tap water can directly soak instant noodles
二十，这个天气出来玩的都是抗日英雄
This weather comes out to play anti-Japanese heroes
二十一，桌子太烫，以至于一只蚊子被烫死了
The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.
二十二，我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果太阳太大，太热，太疯狂……活活晒干了……
I was also an infatuated seeded, the results of the sun is too big, too hot, too crazy, live drying …
二十三，我每一个毛孔都在哭
I"m crying in every pore.
二十四，致我们终将热死的夏天！
To the summer when we will die of heat!
二十五，出门不要摔跤，容易烫伤
Don"t fall when you go out, it is easy to burn.
