一、生活很讨厌，还好我可爱！
Life is boring, but I"m cute!
二、懒人日记：算了，懒得写！
Lazy diary: Forget it, I"m too lazy to write!
三、生活不易，猪猪叹气，叹气泄气，还得打气！
Life is not easy, pig sigh, sigh discouraged, still have to pump up!
四、可乐要加冰，爱我要走心！
Coke with ice, love me to go heart!
五、今天天气很好，适合打打闹闹，更适合亲亲抱抱。
It"s a beautiful day for fighting and cuddling.
六、不要总是对我忽冷忽热，那样的话我怕感冒！
Don"t always cold and hot to me, so I"m afraid of a cold!
七、山野千里，你是我藏在微风中的欢喜。
Mountains and wild miles, you are my joy hidden in the breeze.
八、生活的温柔总会哒哒哒的跑进你怀里的。
The tenderness of life will always dada dada into your arms.
九、你来人间一趟，你要看看太阳，和你的心上人一起走在街上。
You come to earth, you want to look at the sun, walk down the street with your sweetheart.
十、万事都要全力以赴，包括开心。
Do everything you can, including having fun.
十一、别人都去撞南墙了，我去修南墙一定很赚钱！
Everyone else is going to the south wall, I must be very profitable to build the south wall!
十二、有时候挺讨厌自己的，不会说话，太过善良，没什么心眼，还这么可爱！
Sometimes I hate myself, I can"t talk, I"m too kind, I don"t have any heart, I"m so cute!
十三、喜欢是一点点笨拙和许许多多的心动。
Like is a little clumsy and a lot of heart.
十四、生人可以变成熟人，可熟人一旦变成了生人，就比生人还生分。
A stranger may become an acquaintance, but once an acquaintance becomes a stranger, it is stranger than a stranger.
十五、等我过了这个坎，我就要开心起来。一起都会变好的，超好，爆好，无敌好！
When I get over this, I"ll be happy. It"s gonna be great. It"s gonna be great! It"s gonna be great!
十六、温柔和爱才是生活的止痛剂。
Tenderness and love are the pain - killers of life.
十七、人这一生，自私很容易，爱自己却很难。
In this life, it is easy to be selfish, but hard to love yourself.
十八、只有年轻人还在为爱哭泣，我们成年人只会为穷落泪。
Only the young weep for love; we the grown weep for poverty.
十九、任何不告而别都是蓄谋已久的解脱。
Any unannounced departure is a long-planned release.
二十、我要做你床头的小熊，为你打败梦里的恶龙。
I want to be your bedside bear, for you to defeat the dream dragon.
二十一、天下没有不散的宴席，但如果你请客，我可以陪你多吃一会。
All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while longer.
