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1、如果这个冬天，我还是单身，只能证明我闺蜜是废物。

If I am still single this winter, it can only prove that my best friend is a waste.

2、不要跟我讲道理，给我钱就行，你说啥都对。

Don"t reason with me. Just give me the money. Everything you say is right.

3、多少年过去了，唯一不变的，还是那颗想发财的心。

How many years have passed, the only constant is the heart that wants to get rich.

4、今天的太阳是刚健身回来吗？太猛了吧！

Is today"s sun just back from fitness? It"s too fierce!

5、我穿过最潮的衣服，就是昨天洗了没干的。

The most fashionable clothes I wear are those I washed yesterday but haven"t dried up till today.

6、肚子好饿，我只能握住拳头，打向自己的肚子，帮自己出口“饿气”。

I"m so hungry. I can only hold my fist, hit my stomach and help myself to fight out the "smell of hunger".

7、我是坏蛋，现在要柺走你所有的不开心。

I"m a villain. Now I"m going to abduct all your unhappiness.

8、你好，我是米花，你要抱米花吗？

Hello, I"m Mi Hua. Do you want to hold Mi Hua?

9、压力很大，很多事情需要自己消化，所以越来越胖。

It"s a lot of pressure, a lot of things need to be digested, so I"m getting fatter and fatter.

10、很羡慕大家的爱情，虽然不是真的，但是搞得跟真的一样。

I envy everyone"s love. Although it"s not real, it looks like it"s real.

11、一方水土养一方人，圆圆的地球养出圆圆的我，怎么了？有什么问题吗？

One side of the soil and water support one side of the people, the round earth raises round me, what"s the matter? Is there anything wrong with that?

12、美丽就在我的脸上，相机拍不出来，那是它的问题，与我无关。

he beauty is on my face. The camera can"t shoot it. That"s its problem. It has nothing to do with me.

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