一，小时候妈妈给我定了个娃娃亲 现在找不到他的联系方式了 所以想请大家帮忙找一下 过了太久了我好像依稀记得他好像叫什么蔡徐坤
When I was a child, my mother gave me a doll. I can"t find his contact information now, so I want to ask everyone to help me find it. It"s been too long. I seem to vaguely remember what he seems to be called Cai Xukun
二，如果我16岁 我可以悄悄地说我好喜欢你 如果我26岁 我可以大声地说我很爱你 可惜我6岁 我什么都给不了你 我还要上小学
If I"m 16, I can whisper that I like you so much, if I"m 26, I can say out loud that I love you, but I can"t give you anything when I"m 6, and I have elementary school
三，我一个学生 怎么敢谈恋爱呢 我有什么资格恋爱 我配吗 我的生活只有作业 我凭什么恋爱啊 凭食堂开饭我跑得最快吗.
How can a student dare to fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love with me? My life is only homework. Why do I fall in love? Do I run the fastest with the canteen.
四，刷到这条朋友圈的人，三天之内脱单，不灵来找我，我给你一锤 ，不争气的东西
Brush to this Circle of Friends people, within three days off the single, do not come to me, I give you a hammer, disappointing things
五，世界上有两种最可爱。一种是记性差的，第二种我给忘了
There are two cutest things in the world. One has a poor memory, and the second I forgot
六，今天有点烦，但不知道怎么形容，我暂且称它为公主的烦恼
I"m a little annoyed today, but I don"t know how to describe it. I"ll call it princess"s trouble for the time being.
七，大晚上，还能看到街上很多外卖小哥奔波送餐，突然感觉很励志，别人这么晚了都还在吃，我又有什么理由不吃。
In the big night, I can still see a lot of takeaway brothers on the street rushing to deliver food. Suddenly I feel very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat.
八，发财和发朋友圈 每天总要发一个
Make a fortune and make a fortune. Circle of Friends always makes one every day
九，人如果没有梦想，那跟无忧无虑有什么区别呢？
If people do not have a dream, then what is the difference with carefree?
十，地球这么大，却没有我的六室三厅二厨三卫一个后花园外加一个游泳池
The earth is so big, but it"s not as big as my six-bedroom, three-bedroom, two-kitchen, three-bathroom, a back garden and a swimming pool
十一，你们吃饭的时候是喜欢坐在男朋友对面还是跟男朋友挨着坐，我比较喜欢他们围着我坐一圈。
Do you like to sit opposite your boyfriend or next to your boyfriend when you eat? I prefer them to sit around me.
十二，以前一直以为自己是全世界最美的女人 直到我遇到了刘亦菲 才发现原来是我们俩
I used to think that I was the most beautiful woman in the world until I met Liu Yifei and found out that it was us
十三，判断一个男孩的品味好坏，就跟他谈恋爱，如果他不肯，说明品味还可以
Judging a boy"s taste is good or bad, he will fall in love with him. If he refuses, it means that the taste is OK
十四，我保持年龄的秘诀：谎报年龄，永远十八岁
My secret to keeping my age: lie about your age, always be eighteen
十五，我是女的 大家都是朋友 叫我一声 女朋友 不过分吧
I"m a woman. We"re all friends. Can"t you call me a girlfriend
十六，圆脸是仙女法力的象征 脸颊越大 发力就越大
A round face is a symbol of fairy power. The bigger the cheek, the more powerful it is
十七，我会为我自己的可爱负责的！
I"ll be responsible for my own loveliness!
十八，我不是真的胖，只是女娲捏土造人时土用多了
I am not really fat, but the son-in-law used more soil when making people
十九，其实我以前个子挺高的 只不过经常洗澡缩水了而已
Actually, I used to be pretty tall. I just used to take a shower and shrink
二十，老师以后还是不要费心给我换位置了我坐哪都能聊
Teacher, don"t bother to change my seat in the future. I can chat anywhere I sit
二十一，好奇怪哦，为什么这么晚了易烊千玺还没有来接我，难道就因为我跟他不认识吗？
That"s weird. Why isn"t Yangqianxi Yi picking me up so late, just because I don"t know him?
二十二，交朋友要讲究门当户对，我是黄金你起码得是王者叭
Make friends to pay attention to the door-to-door, I am gold, you must at least be the king
二十三，喜欢我滴扣1 不喜欢我滴2000字说明理由
Like me drip 1 do not like me drop 2000 words to explain the reason
二十四，能不能转账给我买点草莓 下次还你脖子上
Can you transfer the money and buy me some strawberries and return them to your neck next time
二十五，看了为啥不点赞 欲情故纵招数烂
After reading it, why don ’ t you like the lust and the tricks are bad
二十六，我的手机铃声 我以为来电话了
My cell phone rings. I thought it was calling
二十七，别人赌气不吃饭 你赌气吃两碗饭
If others are angry and don"t eat, you eat two bowls of rice.
二十八，麻雀妈妈问小麻雀想梳什么发型，小麻雀说啾啾
Mother sparrow asked the little sparrow what she wanted to do with her hair, and the little sparrow said, "choo-choo!"
二十九，本人一上线 迷倒一大片
I was fascinated by a large film as soon as I went online.
三十，刚刚摸了一下自己 好痛 果然美丽的玫瑰都是带刺的
I just touched myself. It hurts. Sure enough, the beautiful roses are prickly
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