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如果我有男朋友，这句话就不用加如果。
If I have a boyfriend, I don"t need to add "if".
我以后要当那种病娇娇的女孩子，风一吹就倒，好柔弱，大家看到我都好想保护。哪怕放了个屁也要娇滴滴地说“我的屁股咳嗽了一下。”
I want to be that kind of delicate girl later, be blown down by the wind, everybody sees me want to protect. Even if I fart, I"m going to say, " My ass has a cough. "
如果我半夜十二点还在回你信息的话，这说明什么？说明我真的爱玩手机。
If I am still answering your message at 12 o"clock in the middle of the night, what does this mean? It shows that I really like to play with mobile phones.
有人问我怎么做到天天都这么快乐的？
在这里统一回答：装的。
Some people ask me how I can be so happy every day.
Here is a unified answer: pretend.
你知不知道每当鲸鱼拉屎的时候，它的屁股要张开很大，拉完之后久久不能闭合，非常痛苦。你不知道，因为你只在乎你自己。
Do you know that whenever a whale defecates, its buttocks must be very wide open and cannot be closed for a long time after pulling, which is very painful. You don"t know, because you only care about yourself.
脸大的人一般脾气都很好，因为脸大翻脸真的很辛苦。
Generally speaking, people with big faces have good temper because it is really hard to get angry with them.
当初那个可爱的我已经不见，取而代之的是更可爱的我。
I have not seen the lovely one before, but I have been replaced by a more lovely one.
两种人特别可爱：一种是记性不大好的，还有一种是，啊，记不得了。
Two kinds of people are especially cute: one has a poor memory, and the other is, ah, can"t remember.
我一个学生，怎么敢谈恋爱呢？我有什么资格恋爱，我配吗，我的生活只有作业，我凭什么恋爱啊，凭食堂开饭我跑得最快吗？
As a student, how dare I fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love with? Do I deserve it? My life is only homework. What makes me fall in love? Do I run to the canteen the fastest when eating?
别的女生想跟你撒娇，只有我想跟你单挑。
Other girls want to play coquetry with you, only I want to fight with you.
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