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一、晚上躺在床上就不要想不开心的事情了，早点休息，因为你的头发不允许你熬夜。晚安！
Lie in bed at night don"t think unhappy things, go to bed early, because your hair does not allow you to stay up late. Good night!
二、白天有位同事问我为什么还不谈恋爱，我回他：“那你为什么不发财，是因为你不想吗”？晚安！
A colleague asked me during the day why not fall in love, I replied to him: "why don"t you get rich, because you don"t want to? Good night!
三、我们生活在这世间，总是要承担点责任或者找点寄托的。所以就有人在养父母妻儿，有人养猫养狗养鸟养鱼，有人养花草。我就比较高级了，闭上眼睛就开始养神。晚安！
We live in this world, always have to assume some responsibility or find something to rely on. So some people raise parents, wives and children. Some people raise cats and dogs, birds and fish. Some people raise flowers and plants. I am more advanced, close your eyes and start to recuperate. Good night!
四、这么多年，我没学到别的本事，就掌握了一项特殊技能，白天不用安眠药也能安眠，晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。晚安！
So many years, I did not learn other skills, on the master of a special skill, daytime does not use sleeping pills can also sleep peacefully, night does not use stimulants can also be excited. Good night!
五、如果你有什么不开心的事情，那就睡一觉，我觉得没有什么事情是睡一觉不能解决的，如果有，那就再去睡个回笼觉。晚安！
If you are unhappy, sleep on it. I don"t think there is anything that can"t be solved by sleeping on it. Good night!
六、好啦，我已经闭好一只眼睛了，等你和我说晚安后，我就闭上另一只。晚安！
Well, I have closed one eye, and when you say good night to me, I will close the other. Good night!
七、红尘滚滚最可笑，痴情男女最无聊，还不如我，在家睡大觉。晚安！
The world billow the most ridiculous, spoony men and women the most boring, not as good as Me, sleep at home. Good night!
八、下面给大家表演一下我的兴趣爱好，（我的兴趣爱好可以分为静态和动态：静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身）。晚安！
Let me show you my interests, (my interests can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleep, dynamic is rolling over). Good night!
九、如果你今天失眠了，可以拿起一本英语书，保证你分分钟入睡。晚安！
If you have trouble sleeping today, pick up an English book and make sure you fall asleep in minutes. Good night!
十、早点睡吧，不然你明天起床的第一句又是“早知道，昨天晚上就早点睡了”。晚安！
Go to bed early, otherwise you get up tomorrow the first sentence is "early know, last night went to bed early". Good night!
十一、你在睡觉的时候，会不会突然有一种像从悬崖上掉下来的感觉，于是就会抽搐一下，你知道这是怎么回事吗？其实这是你的神经以为你死掉了，在试试你会不会动。晚安！
When you are sleeping, do you have a sudden feeling like falling off a cliff, which makes you twitch? Do you know what it is? It"s your nerves that think you"re dead, trying to see if you can move. Good night!
十二、那些说了晚安去睡觉的人，是不是往往半小时以后还在嘚瑟。晚安！
Those who say good night to go to bed, is often half an hour later still in show off in an ostentatious manner. Good night!
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