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有人说我脾气差，真是笑死了，我长这么好看，脾气好还得了！
Someone said I had a bad temper. I smiled, I"m good-looking.
太有礼貌也不是一件好事，刚才别人踩了我一脚，我习惯性地说了声谢谢。
It"s not a good thing to be too polite. I was used to saying thank you when someone stepped on my foot just now.
长胖之后想着减肥，就和好朋友一起减肥相约骑马，结果骑了一个月之后，马减了十斤。
I want to lose weight after I gain weight, so I go riding with my good friend. As a result, the horse has lost ten jin a month later.
同样遇到好笑的事，别的女生清脆的笑几声就完了，你却像个得了哮喘的驴。
when an interesting thing occured, other girls laugh for a little while, but you are like a donkey with asthma.
丑的笔画是4，穷的笔画是7，加起来等于11，这就是你光棍的原因。
The character ugliness has four strokes, the character poverty has seven strokes,they add up to eleven.That"s why you"re single.
和人吵架的时候最好去楼梯吵，这样的好处是：吵完了双方都有台阶下。
It"s better to go to the stairway when quarreling with people, The advantage is that both sides have excuses after the quarrel.
你生气的时候发火，不生气的时候也发火，你就是一颗火龙果。
You get angry all the time, you are adragon fruit.
我这辈子还没当过男人，所以你们能叫我一声爸爸让我感受一下吗？
I haven"t been a man in my life, so can you call me dad to let me feel it?
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