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一，我平时上学的时候一般开路虎，出去玩的时候一般开宾利，飙车的时候一般开法拉利，但我最爱开什么？我最爱开玩笑。
When I go to school, I usually drive Land Rover. When I go out to play, I usually drive Bentley. When I drive, I usually drive Ferrari, but what do I like to drive most? I love to joke.
二，果粒橙只有3%的果粒 它就叫果粒橙 而我的照片 只要有一根头发丝是我的 那就是我Fruit orange is only 3% of the fruit. It"s called fruit orange. In my photo, as long as one hair is mine, that"s me
三，和朋友之间谈未来时提到的高频词汇：等我有钱了
High-frequency vocabulary mentioned when talking about the future with friends: When I have money
四，姐妹你怎么了，自从我跟你老公后你都很少笑了
Sister, what"s wrong with you? You haven"t smiled much since me and your husband
五，听说休息不规律，对身体危害很大，吓得我天天熬夜，熬得很有规律。
I heard that the rest is irregular and it is very harmful to the body. I am scared to stay up all night and stay up very regularly.
六，我从不相信一见钟情，直到我拿起镜子的那一刻， 我承认，我动摇了
I never believed in love at first sight, until the moment I picked up the mirror, I admit, I wavered
七，什么是宝藏女孩，好看不渣优雅风趣专一贴心迷人，能否具体点，我
What is a treasure girl, good-looking, not slag, elegant, funny, single-minded, intimate and charming, can you be specific, I
八，刚刚一个很靓的女孩在我面前 我们相识了很久谁都没有打破这份平静 直到手累我才慢慢放下了镜子
Just a very beautiful girl in front of me, we have known each other for a long time, no one has broken this calm until the hands tired, I slowly put down the mirror
九，今天外面风好大，我害怕 万一别人都被刮走了，就我刮不走 那多丢人
It"s windy outside today, and I"m afraid that if everyone else gets blown away, I won"t be able to get rid of the shame
十，别看我平时对你总是漠不关心的样子 其实我背地里说了你很多坏话。
Don"t look at the way I usually don"t care about you. In fact, I have said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.
十一，从前 马车很慢爱上一个人 敲一闷棍扛回家就是一生。
Once upon a time, a carriage was slow to fall in love with a man. It was a lifetime to knock on a stick and carry it home.
十二，不要相信女生发的鸡汤，她们为了发自拍，什么都说得出口。
Don"t believe the chicken soup that girls send, they can say anything in order to make a selfie.
十三，太有礼貌也不是件好事，刚才别人踩了我一脚，我习惯地说了声谢谢
Too polite is not a good thing, just someone stepped on my foot, I used to say thank you
十四，别问在不在 一个红包就出现了
Don"t ask if there is a red envelope
十五，又有人说我胖了 呵 你们懂不懂这叫富态 我这是在提前适应富婆生活
Some people say that I am fat. Do you understand that this is called a rich state? I am adapting to the rich woman"s life in advance
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